A guy died and went to heaven. After St. Peter had let him through those oh so pearly gates he gave him a tour around heaven. Showed him his mansion, the crystal sea, and let him sign up for the choir. They then came to a very large building, they went inside and all around where clocks. The man soon found his name and saw that the clock was no longer working. St. Peter said, "These are clocks to show how much time people have left on earth." The man then noticed that some clocks were running faster than others. The man asked "Why?" St. Peter replied, "The clocks runs faster with each lie that you tell!" The man began looking around. St. Peter asked what he was looking for. The man replied, "I'm looking for John Kerrys clock." St. Peter laughed and said," Oh! We're using his for a ceiling fan."