The most hated and despised of all dispicable do-gooders. Despite a brief stint on the right side, he now is totally commited to good and has foiled me on many occasions. Sadly he is indestructible, so the the only thing worth doing to him is mildly annoy him by placing him in a shark infested sea, chasing him over a cliff with a digger, placing boxes so that the will fall on his head, attacking him with a deadly snake, the old room full of spikes + closing walls trick, putting dynamite near hi nd tying him up e.t.c
These heroes not only had a steling record of service in vietnam, but also travel the land helping innocent folk to defeat cowboys, gangsters and various other upstanding members of the forces of evil. Despite efforts on my behalf to frame them for a bank job in hanoi and the murder of their commanding officer, they are still at large. If spotted, report them immediately to secret agent colonel decker. Also if you can help get frankie santana as well as general dean stockwell. (also pictured)
As well as being a super sleuth in his own age, sending many of our evil ancestors to the gallows, this swine has also inspired countless modern crusaders against our ignoble causes, including Inspector morse, Poirot and of course Inspector Gadget. This enemy of crime must be eliminated at once. (May involve use of a time-machine)