You better watch it matey, I'm on to you. Next time you step out of line I'll be down on you like a tonne of bricks (metric). You know I mean it. I'll run you over with my SPV and then get the angels to blow up your carcass, after which I'll run 20,000 volts through your nipples. And you know I can because I'm indestructable.
Yours sincerely
Captain scarlet
I think you are tottally dispiscable and sincerely hope that this abominable page will be removed from the site post haste. Me and my Mum were carefully surfing the internet looking for pictures of captain birdseye and we stumbled across this offensive article. I sincerely doubt that you are the "real" captain black and if you are I hope you reconsider your choice of evil.
Yours Sincerely
Simon Parker-Smith
I would like to comment on the sheer lack of taste of this site . I would also like to decry the bad example provided to young children here. I am a mother of four boys aged from 7-14. My four boys all behaved excellently until viewing this site at which point they became evil and began to do horrible things like set the home page on our computer to porn sites and smoke cigars at athsma support groups. I hope this site will soon be removed.
Yours Sincerely
A Concerned Parent of Four
In view of your support for horrific and vicious scheming against the goodly king of France by such villaneous types as Milady and the Cardinal Richelieu, I have solemnly sworn to end your reign of terror. Although small I have keen senses of both hearing and smell even extending to frequecies and scents undetectable to humans. In addition to this I am also a keen swordsman and have a strong patriotic sense, so had better watch it.
Adieu
Dogtanian