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Poor and shoeless at the docks, things seemed pretty hopeless for Chester, until, that is he met benevolent pirate and biscuit enthusiast, Malachi (one eyes) Mc Grew. Malachi realised the potential of young Chester, in particular his numerical skills (Chester in fact inventing the name "one eyes") learned as a barrel makers apprentice, and swiftly signed the young lad up to his crew. What then followed was a series of hilarious and violent adventures across the six seas, the seventh not being discovered yet. The pirates raped and pilaged and fought many battles against the Royal Navy, Chester kept a count of the biscuits stolen. Then when Malachi had deemed his collection of bicuits complete, he retired to wolverhampton. Chester was however, dropped off in East Prussia, full of hopes and dreams... |
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