Matt Holm
Matt is, by far, the smartest, weirdest paranoiac I have ever known. He's got some great theories and stories, and a really cool goatee. There really isnt much to say about him, other than the fact that his best feature is his tact. If he opened his mouth more, he'd certainly be incarcerated by now. We all remember the campaign speech, the first time he was pulled from his shell of neurosis. He's definitely on track to become the next Hemingway, but he'd much rather be a neo-(Jim)Morrison. Matt is way too shy for his own good, but I'm sure he's willing to serenade a prospective girlfriend publicly. Just get a couple of Fortys in this old boy (although Smirnoff is his preferred poison), and he's all yours. Matt is for those disillusioned chicks who are into Nietzsche and can recite The Communist Manifesto verbatim. Or at least know one of the authors (Karl Marx and Frederich Engel). |
