If you're reading this, I despise you. Backstory: One day, Monday, I was running out of ways to put off my Chinese Civilization paper that was due the Friday before. Then I perused an old piece of mine that contained the names of famous people with prominent middle initials. I decided to see if I could think of at least one famous person or character with a middle initial corresponding to each letter of the alphabet. The English alphabet, none of this Farsi crap. So... 1. Chester A. Arthur 2. Susan B. Anthony. 3. M. C. Holmes 4. John D. Rockefeller 5. Alfred E. Neuman 6. William F. Buckley (watch Clarissa Explains It All) 7. Warren G. Harding 8. William H. Macy 9. Edward I. Koch 10. O. J. Simpson (I was gonna use Homer, but you tell me: which is funnier?) 11. J. K. Rowling 12. Samuel L. Jackson 13. I. M. Pei 14. M. N. M. (ok, I couldn't think of any) 15. Rosie O'Donnell (Shut up, it counts) 16. Master P. (Shut it) 17. Suzy Q. (Pornstar-like you couldn't tell) 18. Joseph R. McCarthy 19. Harry S. Truman 20. William T.Sherman 21. U. (I won't even pretend that someone exists with that initial) 22. Eugene V. Debs 23. Andrew W. K. 24. Malcolm X. 25. Shuki Y. Levy (Power Rangers director-don't ask) 26. Jay-Z. Looks like I couldn't do it. oh well. That took up an hour. |