| Gino Stolfa What can I say about this guy? Technically nothing, since this is an unauthorized bio, but I shall persist. His name may give it away, but Gino is, in fact, Italian. Before you go running and screaming, let me tell you this: he is the least greasy Wop I have ever seen. Hell, I'm oilier and I'm barely 1/2 Italian. Gino is real laid back too, so I'm sure he'd let you girls do what you wanted to him. It'd have to be at your house, though, because his gay little brother would tell his mom, then there'd be a string of Italian profanity, perhaps some beating with wet lasagna noodles...it'd just get messy. Gino only needs two things to be the coolest person ever: 1) to lose his virginity, and 2) a really cool motorcycle These two things would push him past the Fonz, and we all know that we wish we could be the Fonz. (Fonz=Fonzarelli=Italian, Gino=Italian, coincidence, I think not). Again, I have known Gino Since elementary school too, and he has never put forth an effort toward anything, so he asked me to help him get laid. Why? I have no freakin clue, since I'm stuck in the same boat of virginity as he. Just leave a message for him and he'll get to you. |
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