| Spongebob. We all know who he/she/it is, we've seen him on stickers, on backpacks, on sandals, on just about everything, possibly even as sex toys (yuck . . .). I have yet to discover what's so FUCKING GREAT ABOUT A GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT SPONGE THAT TALKS AND LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED ASS MOTHERFUCKER. Goddamn. Are people stupid nowadays or what? Hint: that was a rhetorical question. Seriously, does anybody really LIKE him? I mean, any SANE person, at that . . . What's special about him? Chicks and gay men dig him for some odd reason. He's a fucking sponge. Fuck. I can't stress this enough. Do people just pretend to like him? I tried fooling myself into thinking that was the case, but came to the simple conclusion that most people should be shot. In the head. At point blank. With a shotgun. And what's with that gay partner of his? That pink blob shit, that one in the picture . . . what the hell is that? I bet the people that created these two probably lynched themselves already, never expecting that their piece of shit "creations" would become so popular. Obviously, they didn't realize how stupid people are. See that guy up there? The one in the Spongebob suit? That'd better not be what Halloween looks like this year, because if it looks like that, I won't be able to fight the urge to kick the kids in the nuts and knock out the parents for allowing their kids to wear that shit. And that other Spongebob up there, the one that looks like he got fucked by a donkey through the ass . . . WTF? PLEASE, someone convince me, someone EXPLAIN to me what's so good about that motherfucker without giving me stupid, senseless reasons, before I go around burning every Spongebob product I see. Damn, all these Spongebob pictures are getting to me, and I don't want to smash my computer into pieces, but I think I should go ahead and format my hard drive, just to be safe. |
