What kind of crap is this? "My computer, my choice, my MACINTOSH"? Does anyone actually use a Macintosh? How many people out there in the world can actually say that they like using Macs? I thought so.
The first time I ever laid eyes on a Macintosh was during my elementary school years. The Macintosh sucked so much compared to the PC I had at home. Every time I was forced to use the Macs in class for some idiotic class project involving the oh-so-used "Hyper Studios" or "ClarisWorks", I felt the need to shove my hands into a firepit and pray to the PC I had at home to forgive my sinful ways. You see, Macs are crap. They're plastic pieces of crap. Whenever I turned one on, it would crash. Whenever I would move the mouse, it would freeze. Whenever I tried doing anything, it would crash and freeze at the same time! The worst part of it all was the fact that the reset button was placed so far away from the power button that it isn't even funny. Who in their right mind would put the reset button all the way in the back of the computer? And they made it about a mm in diameter! Fucking geniuses, I tell you. The only way to press that fucker was by twisting up some paperclip and jamming it into the damned thing until it actually reset. And boy, does that piece of shit take a long ass time to reset. It's like the whole purpose of the Mac was to annoy the shit out of you so much that you would quit using computers forever. |
