| I Hate People |
| I hate people. Well I guess this is nothing new, eh? But yeah. People suck so much ass at Leuzinger. But I don't hate EVERYONE in the world. Just the 99% of the moronic students at Leuzinger High School. But who can blame me? They REALLY are idiots. Compared to the rest of the schools in the Centinela Unified District (Hawthorne and Lawndale), we scored the lowest on the API test, which measures how "good" a school is. I believe it's on a scale of 1-1000, and we barely passed the half mark. The ironic thing is, last Monday, we had a minimum day to celebrate our "achievenment". Wow . . . a celebration for getting a 532 out of 1000 on a test, which, if scored as a normal test, would be a complete "F". Yeah, real smart. I just didn't see the whole point behind the minimum day. You're REWARDING the damned imbeciles who are preventing us from getting scores of 800 and above, like Mira Costa and CAMS. They should've given all 3.0+ GPA students an OFF day and made all the retards stay afterschool that Monday for the entire fucking day. So basically, it would be like an "African American" school day, or you could also call it an "Asian American" off day. So you're probably wondering, "I know he's going to insult people personally. Where are all the names?" Hold your fucking horses, bitch. I do things when I want to, not when YOU want to. So shut the fuck up and keep reading, dumbass. Anyways, I'm going to go in order of classes . . . Ashley in Spanish 3 Honors: She's black. Need I say more? Okay, fine, I'll say more. She's fucking annoying. But I think you already know that, right? Cause she's black and all. But yeah. Did I mention she's black? She has this one FUCKING ANNOYING catch phrase that goes something like . . . "C'monnnnnnnnnnnnn". That shit is the MOST annoying crap I've ever heard. It's like a thousand monkeys and apes all bellowing at the same exact moment (and she also looks like a fucking ape when she says it). Every time I hear that fucking word come out of her mouth, I feel like bashing her skull in with my Spanish 3 book (which would actually give it some use, cause if you're trying to learn Spanish, that book is MOTHERFUCKING USELESS). Koran in 3D-Design: He's a 12 year-old freshman in a class with sophomores, juniors, and seniors. And he's so goddamned fucking annoying, just like that Ashley bitch in Spanish 3 Honors. But he ISN'T black. But there's something that he IS . . . and that, people, IS RETARDED. That kid is seriously stupid. One time, while we were papier-maching our boxes, he was DRINKING THE STARCH. Okay . . . I thought kids outgrew their passion for drinking various liquids they find lying around the area, but I guess this retard is an exception. He also has this annoying habit of not listening to the teacher. The teacher tells him to move to his correct seat, and so he moves back for maybe 2 minutes, and he goes back to where he was. Teacher tells him to go back again, and he does the same thing. If I was a teacher, I'd take out a baseball bat and start beating that bitch senseless with it. Stupid country and its definition of "abuse" . . . in all the other countries, it's called DISCIPLINE! Maybe if you taught Leuzinger students some D-I-S-C-I-P-L-I-N-E, there wouldn't be fights at school anymore! Fucking morons! Asif in AP English Language: It's amazing how every time I write an article about insulting stupid people, Asif pops INSTANTLY into mind. So today in AP English, he noticed that I had permission slips to go to UC Berkeley and Stanford this Saturday for F.A.S.T. club. He was all whining about why he couldn't go and crap. He wanted to "personally talk to Mr. Cassidy and ask if he could go". Bitch, didn't you pay attention at the last meeting!? It's INVITATION ONLY! You have to be fucking INVITED to go on this trip! You can't BEG or WHINE your way into this, you idiot. I told him this, and he was like, "But I have to go! My dream is to go to UC Berkeley!" FOO . . . with grades like yours, the only dream you'd EVER fulfill would be to become Head Janitor of a McDonalds fast food joint. Seriously, if you can't fucking pass Pre-Calculus, or AP English, or Chemistry, then WHY the fuck are you even going to try to apply to UC Berkeley? See, that's the thing with stupid people. They don't realize their limitations. Sure, you can DREAM all you want, but that's all you'll be able to do. DREAM. That's it. Some things in life can only be achieved through dreams. So just give it up before you embarrass yourself even further (which I seriously doubt is possible, cause that foo has embarrassed himself a shitload of times already). Destiny/Neelam in AP US History: Two black cheerleaders. DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE!? The one thing that annoys me the most about these two is Neelam's "stepping". If you don't know what "stepping" is, it's this black thing where they slap their bodies to produce sounds that blend together to create something "cool". Right . . . Anyways, that bitch Neelam won't stop slapping herself in class. I can BARELY hear the teacher over her stupid little step routine that she does EVERY FUCKING DAY IN CLASS. Seriously . . . if you want to slap yourself so much, just ask me to do it for you! I'd slap you silly, BITCH!. Asif in Pre-Calculus: Yeah, it's him again. I would pick on someone else, but his idiocy is SO powerful . . . it just ATTRACTS my criticism like a fucking magnet. Asif is a retard. Asif is a CHEATER. Asif is a RETARDED CHEATER. Yeah . . . that's basically it for now. Ran out of material to use already. Ha ha ha . . . |