Watching a Special Report is like inhaling some carbon monoxide, it kills brain cells faster than smoking a foot long joint. I can't stand Special Reports, especially when the topic is absolute bullshit. I mean, who REALLY cares about some idiot driving 100 mph on the highways while being chased by 16 LAPD squad cars? Anyone? Anyone!?!?! What kind of shit are they trying to feed me? I mean, if some serial killer was sighted, or if someone important was assassinated, maybe I would care, but a car chase!? Why would I give a fuck about some drunk/high/retarded guy who's trying to escape the police? That happens all the time to black people! Why would I want to watch this crap on the news?
What's even more moronic is that almost every car chase is the same. Starts the same, end the same. They even ask the same people what's going to happen now that blah blah blah has gotten out of his shitty ass car and blah blah blah. I don't give a damn about what you think, Rob Bernson! I want my damned Married With Children! And can you believe that the SAME car chase is on EVERY OTHER channel? Well, except for UPN (channel 13). UPN has gotten so black that they don't need to air Special Reports on car chases because the executives and producers of all these UPN shows are probably involved in 90% of the car chases.
If I had it my way, there would only be one channel that would air Special Reports, and my pick would be channel 9, KCAL. Does anyone watch that channel? It used to be so kickass, running cartoons in the morning and afternoons. Now, it seems like it got neutered or something, and will only air constant news or stupid talk shows about some bitch and her two lovers who are also brothers, and somehow father and son. Give KCAL all this car chase crap and let the other channels actually get some viewers, damnit! |