Don't leave the fridge open!!



As you kids might've noticed I've done a little remodeling to Ye Olde Webpage. What for you ask? I really couldn't tell you. You see only a select few truly understand my humor, the rest of you all are just a bunch of 'Friends' watching morons. But I've decided to add more to this webpage than just made up stories about celebrities. I've added a bunch of new stuff, like a Microsoft Paint Art Gallery, A page full of free goodies that you kids can download, an employee of the month, a page devoted to great literary classics and I'll be making fun of the occasional celeb every now and then, along with anyone else I feel deserves it.





Before you leave this awful site, take the time to fill out this survey.

Name
Who would win in a fight? Wal-Mart
K Mart
Target
Who is your least favorite celebrity?
Did you ever have a crush on 'Punky Brewster'? Yes
No
I switched back and forth between Punky and Cherri
Which is better? Beating up Star Trek fans!
Beating up Star Wars fans!
Running through a field of Tulips!
Where is Washington D.C. located?
Who is more of a hunk? Me
Ben Affleck
Mister Rogers
Who gets more chicks? Pepsi
Coke
RC Cola
How many rappers has Mariah Carey shagged? More than 10
More than 50
That's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!
Have you ever stolen candy from a baby? Yes
No
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Gee Whiz that was fun!


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