Welcome to the place where we worship the INANIMATE CARBON ROD!!! The INANIMATE CARBON ROD accomplished many things, like getting the 'coveted' employee of the month award from Mr. Burns!!!!

The INANIMATE CARBON ROD also has gotting its picture on the cover of a magazine!!!!! What an honor!!!

I also wrote the INANIMATE CARBON ROD a song!!!!!:
Who is lean?
Who is strong?
Who is green?
Who could you talk to all day long?
It's the INANIMATE CARBON ROD!!
Yes the INANIMATE CARBON ROD,
Don't you find it a bit odd,
That Homer was beaten by the INANIMATE CARBON ROD !!!
Was it a gift from God?
No it's not a fraud,
it's the INANIMATE CARBON ROD !!!!!!!!!!!

THE INANIMATE CARBON ROD STARRING IN ITS OWN COMIC!!!
Check it out!!!
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