Holly: Hello!! My name be Holly! and I'll tell you this: I'm a blonde, but not a dumb blonde such as Cloud or Zell.
Cloud&Zell: hey!!
Holly: well anyway, around here there's been a big dispute about me being blonde. It's not my fault that I was born with blonde hair!
Sephiroth: yes it is!
Holly:oh shut up. *pulls out stapler and attacks Sephiroth with it.*
Sephiroth: OWW!!!! you're mean. I'll get you back some how.
Holly: oooo.... I'm scared now, you always vow revenge but never come thru. hahaha
Sephiroth:grrrrrrrr.....I can take a hint. *flies away*
Holly: oh yeah, you should know that I like staplers, especially mine. Mine's black and shiny and shoots out big staples really hard.
Cloud: where'd Sephiroth cowardly sulk off to this time?
Holly: I don't know and I don't really care.
*chocobo runs up*
Chocobo: WARK WARK!!
Holly: trouble? where?!?
chocobo: WARK WARK!!
Holly: okay, lets go!! *hops on chocobo, accidentally drops stapler, and rides away*
Zell: *picks stapler up* yells* Hey Holly, you frogot your stapler!
Cloud: Hey, was Holly just talking to a chocobo?
Zell: I...I think so.
Cloud: Ooookay. Dude!! you have Holly's stapler!
Zell: yeah, and when I give it to her, she'll be so happy and she'll be nicer to me and meaner to you!
Cloud: Not if I give it to her first! *grabs for stapler*
*while both of them are fighting over the stapler, sephiroth comes over*
Sephiroth: HEY!
*cloud and zell stop fighting*
Cloud: what'd you want?
Sephiroth: well... I need that stapler so I can destroy it!
Zell: but if you destroy it, Holly will be really mad. And if she's mad, she'll ban you to exile island.
Sephiroth: well... I vowed revenge so this is what I'm going to do, so hand it over!
Cloud: but if I give it to her without it harmed, she'll be nice to me and never send me to exile island.
Sephiroth: Hey, that's not a bad idea! So hand it over, NOW!!
Cloud&Zell:NO!
*Sephiroth joins the fight for the stapler, but once he gets in it, the stapler gets broken in half*
Zell: Now look what you did Sephiroth!! It wouldn't of gotten broken if you weren't here!!!
Sephiroth: but, but Cloud is here also so it's his fault too!!
Zell: you're just blaming him because he killed you.
Sephiroth: Argh... don't remind me!!
Cloud: Hey Zell, come here! *whispers to Zell*
Sephiroth:Hey, what are you two planning without me??!!?
Cloud:*whisper whisper*
Sephiroth: hey that's not right. what are you going to do with that rope and chair? why are you looking evily at me?? what's with that lighter fluid? Hey no fair, I'm out numbered!! nooo!!
*Cloud and Zell tie Sephiroth to the chair and make a circle around the chair with lighter fluid and set the circle aflame*
Cloud: that should take care of Sephiroth for awhile until he remembers he has magic, but what should we do about the stapler?
Zell: Well... we have to get a stapler that looks just like hers. Letsee... hers is black....
Cloud: Black, check.
Zell:....shiny....
Cloud:shiny, check.
Zell:..and it shoots staples out really hard.
Cloud:and shoots staples really hard, check. I think I know a place where we can get a stapler like that!
Zell: really? where?
Cloud:The Staples Center!
Zell: you idiot!! that's the place where they play basketball. you can't just pick a place at random because it has the word 'staple' in it.
Cloud:okay,*completely ignoring Zell* how 'bout Staples, you know that store?
Zell: that's perfect!! with a name like that, they are bound to have a stapler!
*Cloud and Zell walk into Staples*
Cloud:*to the store person* 1 stapler please!
Store person: sorry, we're out of those but can I interest you in some tape instead.
Zell:What, no staplers!!! How could you NOT have staplers. For gods sake you're store name is 'STAPLES'!!!!!!
Store person: Hey, don't freak out. It's not my fault that we're out of staplers. Hey why don't you go across the street to 'Staplers 4 Less'. I'm pretty sure they have staplers since they bought all of ours and opened their own business.
Cloud: Okay, thanks. Bye.
*Cloud and Zell go across the street to Staplers 4 Less*
Cloud:*to the shop person* 1 stapler please!
Shop person: What kind would ya like? yellow, blue, green, see-thru...
Zell: look, we just want a black, shiny one that shoots out staples really hard.
Shop person:oh you want product #2995c. let me go get it for you.
Zell:*whispers to Cloud* hey Cloud, we don't have any gil. how are we 'possed to pay for this?
Cloud:*whispers* don't worry. I've got a plan.
Shop person:here it is! that will be...
Cloud:hey LOOK!*points out window*
Shop person:*turns around*
Cloud:*grabs the stapler and pushes Zell out of the store* come on lets go!!*they both run away frantically*
shop person:I don't see anything. hey come back here!! man I can't beleive I fell for that AGAIN! that makes it the 15th time today!
MEANWHILE......
Holly: Hey, there's no trouble. I was tricked!!!! ERRRRRR!!! it was SEPHI--- ohh look they opened up the new 'Staplers 4 Less'. Chocobo go there.
Chocobo:WARK WARK!
Holly:*walks into the store* hello. how are you?
shop person: not to well. I just had a robbery here.
Holly:what did the peron look like?
Shop person: I don't remember that well, after all it WAS five minutes ago.
Holly:I see.
Shop person:well all I remember was that he had freaky hair.
Holly: SEPHIROTH!! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! well I have to go. bye.*rides chocobo back toward we started from*
shop person: come to think of it, he had large spikes. and they were blonde too.
MEANWHILE........((back where we started from))
Cloud: it looks like Sephiroth put out the fire and excaped from the chair.
Zell: well I wonder where he is?
Sephiroth:*sneaks up behind them and raises his sword up at Cloud and chants to himself: "must kill, Must kill"*
Cloud: Yeah, I wonder where he could be.
Sephiroth:*about to stab Cloud*
Holly:*comes riding up* hey what the hell are you doing Sephiroth?
Cloud&Zell:*turns around*ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sephiroth:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... no I mean.. nothing. I'm doing nothing.
Holly: Then how come you have your sword raised in the air pointed at Cloud?
Sephiroth:Umm...um....
Cloud: Sephiroth tried to steal and break your stapler and me and Zell saved it for you.*grins evily at Sephiroth*
Holly:well you really did it this time Sephiroth. First you tricked me by sending this chocobo to tell me there was trouble so I would accidentally drop my stapler and you were going to break my stapler and replace it with a crappy stapler that you stole at 'staplers 4 Less' and plus you made a big mess here with all the ropes and burn marks everywhere. I don't mind that you have an arson problem, but please burn somewhere else. okay. and for all these bad things you did I'm sending you to Exile Island for 2 weeks. HAHAHA *cast spell on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: No not all of that is true. nnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!*disappears*
Holly:Good work Cloud and Zell. for your good job of keeping my stapler safe, you get candy necklaces!!
Cloud and Zell: YEAHH!!!!!!
Holly:*shakes head* dumb boys, they are a little to easy to please.
THE END
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