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Girls Have Penises?
Conversation held between Jamie and her friend
Gando1f: hey
Enjeru Mistress: Hi
Enjeru Mistress: how r u?
Gando1f: not feeling too good
Gando1f: this total dumbass at school hit me in my 'special place' with a soda bottle and it still hurts
Enjeru Mistress: oh..... I'm sorry... that's so mean why?!?!?
Gando1f: because he enjoys picking and inflicting pain on people smaller than him
Enjeru Mistress: how small r u?
Gando1f: 5'8 or 9
Enjeru Mistress: that's not that small.....
Gando1f: yeah but hes big
Gando1f: and hes a guffawing idiot
Enjeru Mistress: is his name Gunther?
Gando1f: charlie morris
Enjeru Mistress: Oh I'm sorry! For some reason I feel as if it's my fault
Gando1f: :-\
Gando1f: maybe because you know it hurts so much?:-\
Enjeru Mistress: yep.... I have one 8 inches long like myfriend Jeanine
Gando1f: what???????
Enjeru Mistress: what what? =-O
Enjeru Mistress: Is that bnormal?
Enjeru Mistress: *abnormal
Gando1f: what do you have thats 8 inches long?
Enjeru Mistress: I have a 'special place' 2! hahah like my friend Jeanine
Gando1f: wait....:-\ can you expliain that a bit more? i dont see how the 8 inches fit into that
Enjeru Mistress: Mr. Winky?
Enjeru Mistress: mine's 8 inches long
Gando1f: arent you a girl?
Enjeru Mistress: ur point?
Enjeru Mistress: >:o GIRLS CAN HAVE ONE TOO!!!
Enjeru Mistress: Have u ever seen a naked girl in person?
Gando1f: no
Enjeru Mistress: then how would u know?!?!?! TAHT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!
Gando1f: because girls dont have them
wait...did you have a sex change or something? or are you talking about like a vibrator or something:-\or are you just messing with my mind?
Enjeru Mistress: I'm saying that if u've never seen a woman then how do u know that?
Gando1f: ive seen porn
Enjeru Mistress: well...They make porn out so women don't have them cuz it's too obscene
Gando1f: no they dont
Enjeru Mistress: U don't belive me.... do u wanna see mine?
Gando1f: no
Gando1f: i dont enjoy looking at penises
Enjeru Mistress: Cmon... U know that girls DO have one or else every time they were on t.v. they wouldn't have those censoring things
Gando1f: they have something else;-)
Enjeru Mistress: yea like bigger balls than boys do
Gando1f: aaaaaaaaaaahhh
Gando1f: lilauralucy (5:20 PM):NO WE DONT!!!!!!!!!
^in responce to saying that women have dicks
Enjeru Mistress: who is that & why is she lying to Andy?!?!?!?!
Gando1f: thats laura and she isnt lying
Enjeru Mistress: I feel so undeserving of talking w/u cuz u don't believe me... I'll send a pic
Gando1f: im scared
Enjeru Mistress: U should be
Enjeru Mistress: cuz mine's longer than urs
Gando1f: 8 inches is huge...bigger then mine:-(
Enjeru Mistress: TOLD YA MINBE WAS!!!!
Enjeru Mistress: All girls' are
Gando1f: i dont believe you
Enjeru Mistress: Fine dont... I'll leave u to ur short one....
Enjeru Mistress: can I post this convo in the vault of disturbance?
Gando1f: sure
Gando1f: and you dont know if mine is short or not
Enjeru Mistress: yes I do cuz u just told me
Gando1f: i told you that 8 inches is bigger than mine
Enjeru Mistress: U've told me before due to the shoe size theory though
Gando1f: if less than 8 inches is small then almost all men are small
Gando1f: what did i say?
Gando1f: wait nm
Gando1f: if the theory is correct ill eventually be 7 inches
Enjeru Mistress: hehehe... anyhoo I'll get off this subject for u... can I post this in the vault of disturbance?
Gando1f: sure
Gando1f: but the average size is 5-6 and im in there for now
Enjeru Mistress: short compared to 8
Gando1f: well im almost gonna be 8 when i stop growing
Enjeru Mistress: I'm sick of this topic now.. ::pouts::
Gando1f: if you say so
Enjeru Mistress: yep I do