LMAO
These are amusing quotes from the past few days. Sorry guys but most of them are from tonight. But they're still damn funny. (And they really did say this.)
Look at that belt. That is a Garrett Marion belt. This is the best part of our reunion.
-Holly to Colleen
Whip em out!
-Jackie Dunn
I can limp the van home, but you'll have to transport us after that.
-Holly
What's wrong with the van?
-Rose Marie Ball
Holly's just drunk....
-Ed Ball
Todd I promise not to treat you like a bitch for the rest of the reunion.
-Holly
I am such a bitch.
-Todd
Those girls look like sluts. Did they go to school with us?
-Chris Boggs
Was I an asshole in high school?
-Mark Good
Yea, well I know your brother a little too well.....
-Heidi to (undisclosed)
Delivery of course, you should be able to hear that in my voice..
-Holly to Domino's pizza guy
You ain't got nothin better to do. And I'm bored.
-Axl Rose
If it's good enough for Axl Rose its good enough for me!
-Holly
And this is a cassette!
-Todd
I'm fucking innocent!!!
-Axl Rose/Todd
I'm a shoe bitch!
-Nate Shield
Its all big and pompous and GREEK!!
-Heidi Ball
No no no no........he won't leave me alone............
-(Heidi refering to her greek exboyfriend)
Are you having a good time or are you just horrified by us?
-Holly to Chris B.
This IS your Paradise City bitch!!
-Holly to Todd P.
And I'm a big o'le dyke!!!
-Colleen Bozzi
Axl would give you his NightTrain if he were here!
-Melinda Nicholls
And now you know.........
-Todd
And knowing is half the battle..
-Chris B.
Jail!
-Nate
Holly's not THAT stupid!
-Brenda
I was going to get a hotdog off that plate, but I saw a cockroach crawling all around it so I decided to get one off the grill instead.
-Eamen (The best part is he calmly stood by and watched others get their food off the same plate. He mentioned this after they ate.)
Well I would, but I'm really not that assertive.
-Holly
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