Bradmolena

"There once was a man named Bradmolena."

Brad: Would you quit calling me that?!?!

Yohji: Would you prefer Bradley-chan?

Brad: Well. . . no.

Yohji: Then shut up.

"He lived in a flower shop, where Weiss and Schwartz lived all together."

Aya: Whose stupid idea was that?

Omi: Um. . .

Aya:

Nagi: URUSAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aya: Hn.

"Chibis and psychos, agents and fangirls were in and out and all about. What a noisy place!"

Ken: Sounds like it.

Brad:

Omi: Bad joke.

Nagi: Very.

"One day, when Bradmolena was playing-"

Brad: I do not play!

"- working, then - he found a shiny pot. He put it on his head."

Yohji/Schu:

Brad: I didn't ask for this role.

Nagi: That was almost you, Schu.

Schu: At least -I- would've made it look sexy.

Yohji:

Nagi: Anyway. . .

"Suddenly, all the noise was gone. He liked the quiet so much, he decided to wear the pot over his ears all the time."

Aya: Quiet?

Brad:

Aya: Gimme that pot!

Aya/Brad:

Ken: Aya never wrestles with -me- like that.

Aya/Brad:

Nagi: Don't worry, he will. The author's on your side.

Ken: Cool!

Omi: Story!

Others: Sorry!

"The same day, Manx-san said to Bradmolena and his little friends-"

Nagi: Stop making fun of my height!

"-'I have to go take care of Persia this afternoon. But, oh, dear! How am I going to clean the shop and cook your supper, too?'"

Farfie: Messy shops hurt-

Yohji: Don't even start!

"'Don't worry,' said the kittens."

Brad: I am NOT a kitten!

Schu: You're -my- kitten.

Brad: I. . .

Yohji: Aw. . . kawaii!

Brad:

"'When you get home, supper will be ready and the shop all clean. We'll take care of everything,' the kittens announced."

Nagi: Now's who's supposed to do that?

Omi: Aya. He's a neat freak.

Nagi: But he can't cook.

Farfie: Designating tasks hurts-

Yohji: DON'T-

Farfie: -those who fall victim.

Yohji: ?????????????????

Farfie: AND GOD! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yohji: Damn.

Nagi: ANYWAY! BACK TO THE STORY!

"Manx-san took Bradmolena with her to Persia's house. 'I brought him to run errands,' she told her sick Persia."

Brad: How undignified.

Manx: -MY- PERSIA!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Nagi: Whatever.

"Soon Manx-san wanted something. 'Bradmolena, Bradmolena, run home and tell the others it's time to put the fish on to bake.'"

Schu: Eww, fish.

" Bradmolena didn't hear what his contact had said. His ears were still under the pot. Everything he heard was all mixed up."

Brad: Did she say to feed Farfie a snake or call Nagi a fake?

Yohji: WTF?

Brad: Oh! She must have said to put Schu in a cake!

Schu: WHAT?!?!

Brad: Manx-san wants you to put Schu in a cake.

Nagi: Hentai!

"The kittens all wanted to please Manx-san, so they put Schu in the cake."

Schu: Leggo!

Yohji: But Schu, this way you get to taste the cake before anyone else!

Schu:

Ken: Gotcha!

Schu: Mmph!

Aya: Hold still.

Schu: Ouch!

Others:

"Almost as soon as Bradmolena got back to his contact, Manx-san said, ' Bradmolena, Bradmolena, I forgot to tell the kittens to put the soup on to heat. Run home and tell them to put the soup on to heat.'"

Brad: Damn woman. Ordering me around.

Manx: I heard that!

Brad:

"Again, Bradmolena didn't hear very well because of the pot."

Ken: He's a druggie?

Aya:

Ken: Ow!

Omi: Aya-kun! Kiss it and make it better!

Aya: o_o

Omi: NOW!

Aya:

Ken:

Omi: Ken-kun! Speak to me!

Yohji: Nope, he's out.

"What could Manx-san have meant, Bradmolena wondered."

Brad: Tell the flowers to sweep? Mup woop on the feep? . . . Oh! She must have said to make the chibis sleep!

Omi: But I don't go to bed 'till eight!

Nagi: Don't worry, Omi. They can't really make us go to sleep.

Brad: Taste my tranquilizer gun!

Omi/Nagi: x_x

Brad: Muahahahaha! Suckers!

Yohji: He scares me.

Schu:

"All afternoon, Bradmolena ran back and forth telling the kittens what Manx- san wanted them to do."

Yohji: Aw, the little errand boy.

Farfie: ERRAND BOYS HURT G-

Yohji: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!

Nagi: Temper, temper.

"Once, Manx-san said, 'Bradmolena, Bradmolena, run home and tell the kittens to sweep out the hall.'"

B: Play with a ball? Stake out the mall? Oh! Manx-san must have said to hang Yohji on the wall!

Yohji: No way!

Aya/Brad:

Aya: Ken! The tape!

Ken: Hai!

Aya: Hn. . .

Brad: Lovely.

Yohji: Man, this is uncomfortable.

"The kittens all wanted to please Manx-san, so they hung - err, taped - Yohji on the wall."

Brad: I wanted to do that anyway.

Omi/Nagi:

Brad: HEY!

Nagi: Uhh. . . we're asleep!

Omi:

"Soon all the fangirls gathered around the shop to watch. There were so many watching that Bradmolena had to shoot a few to get back to his contact."

Brad: That's so. . . satisfying.

"Once again, Manx-san had a message for the kittens. ' Bradmolena, Bradmolena, tell them to be sure to leave the key in the lock. Remember, leave the key in the lock.'"

Brad: Get a new sea salt stock? Hit cars with a rock? Oh! She must have said to dress Farfie like Spock!

Aya/Ken/Schu/Yohji:

Schu: Are you deaf or just stupid?

Brad: Whaa?

Schu: Figures.

"'Dress Farfie like Spock,' Bradmolena told the others. And to please Manx- san, that is what they did."

Farfie: Live long and hurt God.

Ken: Hm. . .

Schu: Well, it's close.

Yohji: I think dying his hair was a bit much.

"Bradmolena rushed back to his contact. ' Bradmolena, Bradmolena, supper must be nearly ready. Go tell the kittens to make something to drink,' Manx-san said."

Brad: Drape Omi in mink? Make the stairs blink?

Nagi: He is so weird. . .

Omi:

Brad: Oh! She must have said to put Ken in the sink!

Ken: No way! Forget it! Not gonna happen!

Aya: He won't fit in the sink.

Yohji: Just give him a bath then.

Schu: A bath. . .

Aya/Brad/Yohji/Schu:

Schu: Get me outta this cake! I wanna help!

Yohji:

Aya: Shi-Ne!

Schu/Yohji: x_x

Ken: o_o

Aya: Bakas. -I'll- give you a bath, Ken.

Ken: Aya. . .

Aya:

Yohji: Lucky bastard.

Schu:

Brad: Quiet! All of you!

Brad/Schu/Yohji: o_o

Schu: . . . will you give -me- a bath, Bradley?

Brad: I. . .

Yohji: Hey! Me too!

Omi/Nagi: STORY!

Schu: Eeep.

"So Aya put Ken in the. . . bathtub. . . just to please Manx-san."

Schu: Like hell.

"By this time, fangirls had gathered from all over to see what was happening in the flower shop. There were rabid fangirls and quiet fangirls and in-between fangirls."

Yohji: There's no such thing as a quiet fangirl.

Schu: I'm a quiet fangirl.

Yohji: o_o

Brad: Like hell you are.

"Manx-san was almost ready to leave Persia's house when she said, 'Bradmolena, Bradmolena, run home and ask the kittens to fix my chair.'"

Brad: Up in the air, what to wear, eat a bear? What the hell?

"By the time Bradmolena got home, he decided Manx-san wanted him to cut Aya's hair."

Brad: Is she trying to get me killed?

Yohji: Probably.

Brad:

Aya: ARGH!

Ken: Brad, how could you!

Brad: Manx! It's Manx's fault!

Yohji: Oh, Bradley, you didn't. . .

Schu: Not the momiage. . .

Aya:

Ken: There there Sweetheart. It'll grow back.

Aya: But. . . but. . . you won't love me anymore.

Ken: 'Course I will. I'm not that shallow.

Aya:

Ken:

Aya:

Schu: That's. . . that's so touching!

Yohji: There there.

Brad: I feel awful.

Ken: You should!

Brad: But Manx said-

Aya:

Brad: I'm leaving now.

"Just then, Manx-san came home. She saw Schu stewing in the cake

And chibis on the floor in a sleep-fake

She saw Yohji on the wall

And Aya crying in the hall

She saw Farfie dressed in pink

And Ken's shoe in the sink

And under her chin, Bradmolena marched in."

Manx: WTF?!?!

All: Surprise! Surprise!

Manx: What did you do to my shop?!?!?!?!

All: We all did our best!

Brad: Ask in the rest? Oi, fangirls, in you come.

Fangirls:

Manx: I DON'T THINK SO!

Fangirls:

"Manx-san looked at the fangirls. She looked at Bradmolena's head. Then she looked at her stewing, sleeping, crying, smiling kittens. She just couldn't stay angry. She knew it was all the fault of the pot."

Manx: No more drugs for you!

Brad: But I didn't-

Manx: And you're grounded, mister!

Schu: Aw, don't worry Bradley - Yotan and I'll keep you company.

Brad: o_o

Farfie: Muahaha! That -really- hurt God!

Manx: Fangirls! OUT!

Fangirls:

"Manx-san took off the pot and made two holes for the ears. Then she put it back on Bradmolena's head."

Brad: How does it keep the noise out if it's got earholes?

Schu: It's a fashion statement, Bradley.

"'Bradmolena, Bradmolena, give me a hug,' said Manx-san."

Brad: o_o

Manx:

Aya:

Ken:

Omi/Nagi:

Farfie:

Yohji:

Schu:

Brad: No friggin way.

Manx: Aw, c'mon Bradmolena, gimme a hug!

Brad:

Manx: NOW.

Brad:

Aya/Ken/Schu/Yohji: Awwwwwww. . .

Brad: URUSAI!

Farfie: Hugging Manx hurts God!

Yohji:

Farfie: And so does this parody!

Schu: It hurts somebody.

Omi: What's going on?

Nagi: OWARI!