| Dearest to whom it may concern: i regret to inform you that a product of yours ive been using for 18 years has stopped working. Please either replace it or send coupons for a new one. JVP Dearest JVP: Here at world universe corp. we dont take kindly to people telling us how to run the show. Please dont write us here or it will snow tomorrow. Dearest to whom it may concern: Bug off, the universe you supplied me with dosent work, and ifyou dont like my additude, Ill take my buisness elsewhere, like maybe to Citgo. JVP Dearest JVP Hope you like snow, buzzard head. |