| Fucking old people and their horns. Upon they are lucky my truck doesnt have one. See, i was headed to work. i had to be there at 8pm and i work in depere. i was going coming from the gym and i realy wanted to get some food, so i was going to get a monster burger and curly fries (it was the day before payday, and you know jon, time to bounce checks...) well when i got to the intersection by applebees i remembered that it was phish night wednesday and i didnt have my cd player, so i hit the gas and tried to turn down that road next to applebees to turnaround in thier parking lot. well lo and behold, the truck dies and im stuck in the right hand turn lane. some black dude with a super hot white girlfriend gave me a push just around the corner, there was a slight incline, and its a heavy truck. so i was realy dangoursly parked. i had to wait for it to cool down, thats jsut the way the truck is. well this one dude in an suv came flying around the corner all fast and had to wrench his wheel to get away from me and laid on his horn. man oh man. was i PISSED. i tried to start the truck, and it didnt work, if it wouldve that old bastard wouldve gotten an earfull. people who know me know of times ive laid on my horn after being honked at till it died. anyway cut to a day later, im stopped at the end of ridge road, in ashweobenon, and this old fuck is coming at me from the right, and hes got his singnal light on. im like, hrmm, hes old, its quite possible that hes just left it on, so ill gun it and make my left turn. well he made the turn, but as he was doing it he wrenched his stupid fucking ancient head around to give me a dirty look and lay on his horn. that fucking bastard is so lucky the truck doesnt have a horn. god damn, cause i was just killing time, smoking a cig, had nothing better to do... fucking old people and thier horns... |