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Earth's Full. Go Home.
Oh look, just 2,852,677 until I start caring what you think
And I should care...why?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Clones are people two.
I had a dream I still loved you...THEN I WOKE UP SCREAMING
Old telephone books make great address books, you just cross out the names of people you don't know
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
Do cows drink milk?
I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth
There are two kinds of pedestrian, the quick and the dead
NEVER go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible
I'm on top of the world and afraid of heights
I have a black belt in shopping
Its always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory
Smile, it confuses people
I intend to live for ever - so far so good
Sarcasm is just another free service we offer
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: You believe in Santa Claus...You don't believe in Santa Claus...You are Santa Claus...You look like Santa Claus.
