(I) CONSERVE TOILET PAPER. USE BOTH SIDES. (I)
:P:S I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY. I ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF IT. :P:S
:@ IF YOU DN'T LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE. GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!! :@
:S WHERE IN THE NURSERY RHYME DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HUMPTY DUMPTY BEING AN EGG??? :S
(U) FORGET LOVE. I'D RATHER FALL INTO CHOCOLATE (U)
OCIFFER I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX ARE WE?
NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
I HOPE LIFE ISN'T ONE BIG JOKE BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT...
FAMOURS LAST WORDS: TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: WATCH THIS!
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters in white sheets, aren't going as ghosts, but rather as matresses?
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
I'm not a vegeterian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian, because I hate plants
Last night I was looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the hell is my ceiling?
I do whatever my rice bubbles tell me to do
The voices in my head don't like you
I don't have a cow so I don't need your bull
Don't interupt, I'm having a staring contest with my moniter
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watchign television by candlelight
If a word was misspelled in the dictiornary, how would we know?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, would the rest have to drown too?
SORRY DUDES, MORE TOMORROW.