| My Life Part 2 (All the shit I missed before) What up yall heres some more shit from yours truly if yall even want to read this shit. Back in the day when i lived in Lewiston Idaho, I lived there for like uh.......3 months and shit, it was ok, my parents had just got divorced and so I move to the trailer park with my dad, b4 i left skool in Kellogg all the kids made me a book. saying stuff like I like �Joe because he's funny.� and �I like Joe cuz he's nice.� They all drew little second grade quality pictures of stuff to put into the book, it had an orange cover and I liked it a lot. I always looked at the picture the girl I had a crush drew in it. she was a hottie, and when I moved back here she still was, but she's was a preppy bitch and I cant deal with that shit. Anyway I lived in Lewiston and shit and my dad we lived in the trailer park and i guess it was all good. we got their on a weekend and left Kellogg on a Friday or some shit but when we got their my dad put me in a daycare wile he worked for that weekend. they were all making homemade play dough and having fun....but i wasn't. some lil basterd kept wanting the fuckin Tonka plastic tool work bench and shit and i wanted to play with it. so I was like fuckthatshit and I fucked that lil bitch up. it may seem mean because I was 7 and he was like 5 but I felt like the head honcho. After that weekend I started skool and I met a kid, they all called him scooter for some fucked up reason. I hung out with that kid. he was pritty cool. One day in class we was drawing pictures and I drew some ninja turtles and a skull with a snake going through it and shit....ha ha ha ha ha that was some funny shit. scooter looked at me like i was the devil or some shit. so did the teacher Ms. Roberts who just happened to be standing right behind me. I guess they wouldent let u draw weapons or flaming skulls with snakes crawling through the eyes. A few weeks my mom and my sister moved back in with us and shit like that and i brought that book to skool and all the lil kids and the teacher thought it was the shit. so i left it in class for kids to check out and shit. At the trailer park there was this hot ass chick. she was only 8 and so was i but she looked like she had things going on and shit like that. i cant even remember her name but she was cool. I kind of had a crush on her and shit and yeah. well anyway there was like this toxic waste dump or some shit by the trailer park. there was old chairs and boards broken TVs and broken glass every where. Well me My sister that hottie chick and this blond mutha fucka use to play in it all the time. we mad a bad ass fort out of all that junk. it was the shit. This blond mutha fucka he was alright. he was the only other kid my age to hang out with at the trailer park and shit. he had some mad ass ninja turtle collection going on in his room. his mom was a bitch though and wouldn't let my skrubby ass in the house for some reason. I got to check out his TMNT collection for like 15 seconds and they was the shit. but for some stupid ass reason that kids mom wouldn't let him take the turtles out of the mutha fuckin packages. This mutha fucka also had a super Nintendo and shit. I never played a super Nintendo yet. I've seen the commercials and shit and it looked cool cuz all i had was a regular Nintendo with just the Mario bros and duck hunt game. and i had that for like 4 mutha fuckin years till my 8th birthday when I got Bartman Meets Radioactiveman and shit. Well anyway I wanted to play that shit and shit like that. I wanted to c what it was like to ride yoshi in that mutha fuckin game. he turned it on and started to play and as soon as it was my turn his mom booted me out the house......that bitch...... one thing I can remember from going to skool there was that there was a big mutha fuckin ice hill out on the play ground that all the kids use to slide down and shit during recess and shit and one kid busted his fuckin nose on the ice and blood got every where and shit it was fuckin cool. i went down and talked to the hottie bitch cuz she was playing on the spider web bar thing if yall know what im talking about and shit. and we talked and it was all good and shit. One day i was riding my bike out in the trailer park and shit and i guess this is normal for any 8 year old to do but i was riding around the trailer park and i decided to ride with my eyes closed. and i was doing good till i hit a big fuckin pile of fire wood and hut myself and shit........A few minutes later i tried it again and i crashed into the dude who owned the trailer parks fuck bug ass white car and he came out and started bitching and shit. I rode off with the quickness. Im at skool. its my last day there and shit and i was playing on the monkey bars and shit and I spit on some kids back pack and shit and I got 2 days detention and shit. but I didn't care cuz I was leaving that bitch and shit like that. I go to class when skool almost out and I tell that bitch of a teacher that im leaving so I need to get all my shit and shit like that. but she was all like � Lets just keep it here for now� i was only 8 so I was like alright and I left skool and never came back. that was Friday April 3rd 1993 I dunno y I can remember the day but I can remember that shit. the 4th was a Saturday morning and we had our cars packed up with shit and the trailer hooked up to the truck and that hottie came over to say good bye and she was all teary eyed and shit but we waved good bye and shit. Later that night we got to my cousins house in American falls and i finally got to play Super Mario World and shit for the super Nintendo. I lost My school supplies, My book, feeling in my right leg cuz of the bike crash into the car at the trailer park. Just playing. Anyway Monday April 6th 1993 my mom bought me some new pencils and shit and I went to skool. that's when I met Henry White that u all may know as Drop Zero and shit when he taught me to use the electric pencil sharpener. Years pass Bye and im finna get to my first girlfriend in the 6th grade. Ya see I was severely beaten by my sister. she use to baby sit me all the time and call me the ugliest kid in the world and I started to believe it and shit and she beat me and even sprayed Windex in my mouth for calling her a bitch and shit. she gave me half the scars on my body from scratching and hitting me with shit like fists sticks axes and chainsaws and shit. that shit sucked. i got my revenge though. That shit stuck with me for a long ass time. I always wondered y girls would say �EWWWWW!!!� every mutha fuckin time my name was mentioned. I thought I was ugly as fuck and I thought every body hated me. I guess that's was brought about my depression right there was her, my sister....bitch..... It took a new girl who had no fuckin clue who the fuck I was to end that shit. Hilary Thornley. we went out we kissed and shit like that and it was all good. after she broke up with me for denying that we was together. that's when I got my second girlfriend Misty Clark. she was a hottie. she reminds me of Cameron diez or however u fuckin spell her name. u know the chick form there's something about marry. well me and her went out on and off for about a year and then she broke up with me and threw knives and shit at me and left a scratch down my chest. Some people might think that 13 is a lil to old to be buying batman toys....but fuck that shit i love the dark knight. hes the shit. When i was about 12 i was into the whole super hero craze and shit like that. i might have been a lil to old but all my friends didn't care. that's y there my boys they could give a fuck less if i was dressed in some old clothes and a bath towel trying to be a super hero. Any i made some gadgets out of some old stuff around my house like uh.....fishing things and mallets Frisbees and shit like that. i had my own utility belt and shit and then it was on. They called me the Blue J. i had my face all in a mask and shit and i kept the costume in my closet and shit and then i would walk around at night but i was still to scared to go to the cemetery. Ya c my sister and her friends told me and my friends thaht late nights at the cemetery some mutha fuckin devil worshippers in black robes would do there hsit by the old witches Tree. Heres some old AF legend for all your bitch asses. sometime back in the day some bitch was doing witch craft and shit and then some people were scared and shit and i guess they killed her or some shit i cant remember how it goes. ask Ben Kyle or Hank they probably got that shit down. Any way being a super hero kinda got boring. there was no bank robberies. no people getting mugged or nothing like that. so i kinda gave that shit up. I was still collecting batman toys and shit. hey if u don't like me cuz i still put my batman's in the batmobille and push it around yall can fuck the fuck off and shit. I started smoking when i was 11. i was hanging out with my sister and her boyfriend cuz my sisters boryfriend was my girlfriends older brother and shit like that so i guess it was all good. we was all hanging out down at the river and they asked me if i wanted a drag and shit. my girlfriend smoked so i was like str8 and shit like that. i took a drag and blew it out. I almost got my fuckin ass beat for not inhaling. they said i was wasting and they was gonna crak my dome if i dident suck that shit in. so i did.....i coughed............i became addicted. After about 2 weeks later i was like fuck that shit im finna quit......so i did.......it was all good till one day my older cousin asked me if i wanted a drag......i took one.........and i fell on the ground tingling with the biggest nicotine buzz i ever had. i was laughing and shit. it was great. Now my life goal is to reach that fuckin buzz once again and hold it for the rest of my life. i herd u can do it with draino those scrubbing bubbles.........i was just playing yall. u just gotta take a big ass drag and then that's about it. i sucked down like a half a smizzoke in one drag and i still didn't reach that fuckin buzz. that fuckin pisses me off. My first time smoking bud....uh i was 11 in my sisters room and shit. she had a bunch of boys over and shit and one of them that mutha fucka josh well he was liek �Josiah u wanna get high� and i just graduated DARE so i was like..........hell yeah!!!!! cuz in dare they don't tell u what the drugs do they just tell u that they are bad for u. so wile my sister was talking to some other guys me josh and this other mutha fucka went out by the pine trees by my house and sparked up my first bowel. My sister was pissed. she was pissed cuz they got me her 11 year old brother high and shit. After that all them mutha fucka became potheads and shit Kyle Hank....well he really don't smoke much now...either do i...but yeah...... Ben is probably the biggest pot head out of all of us and shit. that's y i dubbed the name MOB BO$$ cannabis sac on him cuz he's Italian and he's a pot head and shit. I don't smoke weed any more. the only bad things i do to my body are the smizzokes and the beer and the occasional shot of heroin. Do you really know what it's like? Like to be me!!! Do you really know what it's like? Like to see what I see!!! Do you really know what it's like? See another day!!! Do you really know what it's like? To be me!!! -Twiztid |