Way back in the day, like in 1994 in the lil town of kellogg idaho there was a nice lil prom going on at the local high skool. Amber was getting redy looking in her mirror in her prity pink prom dress brushing her hair. she put all her make-up on and waited for her date. he picked her up and they got into his 1986 accord and drove to the prom.
The thing yall aint gettin is that it was a stormy night. She was voted to b the prom queen and he was suppose to b the prom king. they was crusing down a nice lil mountain road. they was kissing and shit wile driving down the road and her date didn't notice a large tree in the middle of the road. BLAM!!!!! well any way they died. they never got to get their crowns and shit. thats sad.
7 years later i was chillin at skool and i noticed a flyer for a halloween dance. i wanted to freak every body the fuck out so i went to a nice lil voodoo site i found on the internet. all my friends was like Joe that shits not gonna work and shit. but i was liek "fuck that shit and fuck yall just watch this shit" so i got me a chicken head and and some rat tails and some lotus seeds and dont forget the SoBe and i made me a dead chick brew and i found a grave with a toumb stone and shit that was saying shit like Here lies amber kellogg 1994 prom queen i was liek hell yeah and i dug that shit up. i put a drop of thath brew up on her forhead and her eyes opened. then she let out this high pitched skream. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! so i helped that stinkey bitch out of her coffin and i though i would show her the dance she never had the chance to go to. After the dance she went home to her parents that she hadent seed in 7 years and i went home and dremt aboput the most hottest dead chick i have ever known.
-Dat Killa Joe |
