'Allo, I'm Jeremiah Whizzhard, proprietor of this here fine establishment. My family's been in the publishing business for over twenty generations! I'm all that's left of the clan, so I get to be head honcho 'round these parts. Thinking about submitting a book? Well let me tell ya what I be expectin'.
I'm an easy goat, what can I say. My own pap said I had a spine of jello. But that don't bother me none at all. If you want to write a text for Whizzhard to sell, we'll be mighty glad to take a look at it. Though I do have a few requirements:
You should have a title, all good authors title their book.
So send me your books and I'll prompt like rain on a warm winter's day take a look at 'em. I'll get back you right off the knickers as well. Lettin' ya know if we be acceptin' your book and how much you gonna be paid. You'll be getting royalties as well. Each time your book is sold you'll get a cut of the profit! Now who couldn't use money like that. Send me an owl, my own is dead useless.
It needs to be at least a page long. The longer it is, the more money I'll be sending you for it!
It needs to relate to something in the magical world or some offshoot of it. Basically I reckon you can relate just about everything.