VOTE PATRICK BERNARDO

You should all vote for my buddy Patrick Bernardo, because I said so. The canidates running are Abby Fujioka, Ben Parslow and Patrick Bernardo. Abby is a hoe, and would fuck any jock. Unfortunately for you, you're not a jock, and will never tap that. Ben is kind of a dick to a lot of people, especially you. That leaves Patrick, he's your man (or woman).

Patrick is a great man. I spend lots of time with the fellow, and you can take my word for it, he's a very trustworthy and honest guy. He also doesn't suck cocks or do 'shrooms.

Some of you may think that Patrick is a racist, but that's one of the places you're wrong. Patrick himself is a minority. I'm the racist, you must have gotten confused. I mean, his Filipeno for jesus sake, that's like mexi-asain.

Patrick also....













actually, I got nothin. You should vote for him anyway. Lesser of three evils, right?


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