The amount of things a couple of teenagers can accomplish after hours would amaze some, but to my friends and myself we know it very well. On one of the many midnight excursions taken on non-school nights we reminded ourselves of this.
As everyone is already aware, it snowed during the last week of winter break. The first days of the snow were really cool, and everyone enjoyed them. People had snowball fights, built snowmen, went sledding, snowboarding, and took walks in the snow. But by the second or third day the snow had started to melt, and then refroze at night. Bu instead of being snowy and nice, it turned icy. While this sucked for cummeters, it kicked ass for little boys who like to go sledding at 1 in the morning.
On the night of december 30th Dane, Erik and I agreed to meet to go sledding. Erik was spending the night at Dane's house, so we agreed to meet halfway between my house and his. About 12:45 or so is when we finally got together because my damn parents wouldn't fall asleep. It had also started to rain as we left our houses, the ice would melt soon.
Oh well, we still havea good three hours to go sledding tonight, and it is still pretty icy on the roads. We walk back to Dane's neighboorhood and bust out his old sleds complete with runners. Erik had his snowboard, so he went on the still snowy areas, while Dane and I sledded down the middle of his street. We found a couple good hills, but most of them had melted too much to be very good. After we tried this for a good hour or two, we headed back to Dane's, soaked to the bone and dissapointed.
But wait! If we can't go sledding, we can at least do SOMETHING. Upon seeing a perfectly crafted snowman just a few houses down we quickly decide thats what we'll do. This snowman was great, it was huge and smooth all the way around. It was completely perfect... except it was minus one penis. This was obviusly very upsetting to us because we were all guys, and pittied the poor penis-less snowman. We did the only decent thing we could, we built him one. Given Erik and my own personal knowlage of large white penises, this didn't seem like too hard of a task.
You could tell these people had put a lot of time into it, so we had to give our progect the same courtesy. We spent a good 45 minutes sculpting and perfecting the snow-penis. The operation was a success. Not only did the snowman have a nicely shaped (and quite large) penis, it was also fully functional. Erik made sure of this.
