OH NO! THE JAPS GOT HER!



My poor little ten year old sister drew this. It just goes to show
how much she has been brainwashed, and lulled away from the true light,
that is the glory of classic cartoons.




Good God, I hate anime. Some people say "You just don't get it." No, I get "it," and "it" sucks. I wouldn't mind it so much if it just stayed in its place, behind good ol' American style cartoons, like Looney Toons. But some fuck of a program director at Cartoon Network decided that anime is "trendier" than real animations, and everyone else followed suit.


It gets worse though. Anime cartoons such as Sailor Moon or Hamtaro are bad enough, but there are some cartoons that tried to combine Japanese anime with American laziness, what the hell were they thinking? I don't know what to call this style, other than obscenely shitty. Cartoons such as The Power Puff Girls, The Fairly Odd Parents, and Dexter's Laboratory. It's almost less painful to watch gay porn than to watch television shows like those.


As I mentioned before, the Japanese started all of this. So, what I propose we do as a nation, is kill them. We will start a war with Japan, to wipe out everyone that draws anime, and everyone that likes it. That totals to almost the whole country. Then we start propaganda, abroad as well as at home. We play nothing on the cartoon channels but classics. Anyone remember Rocky and Bullwinkle? Or a newer one, Rescue Rangers? We will play the old Micky Mouse cartoons along with Hannah-Barbara 24 hours a day, and bring the children back to the light side.




HOME












































Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1