Hi! My name is Osiris and I am here today to talk to you about a horrific practice that is occuring across the country hundreds of times each and every day! In fact, you, yourself, know individuals that have suffered through this devestatingly inhumane and torturous practice and you, yourself, might even have suffered it.

This practice consists of putting poor helpless innocent puppies into a large hole with hard walls. It is very scary in there and then out of nowhere our poor little bodies are hammered by torrents of water. There is no where safe to run and get away. And then the water stops and some smelly stuff that tastes yucky gets rubbed into our bodies. This rubbing part is not so bad but then comes the water torrential downpour again.
And all the time this is happening the people doing it are laughing and using their bright light flashy box thing. As if it were some sort of joke and they were enjoying it while we are suffering and shaking and screaming and trying to run away. It is a shameful and evil practice and I, for one, think that any decent person would want it stopped.
So take a stand with me and lets us stop this terrible water torture. In order to accomplish this we have formed an organization called PAWT -Puppies Against Water Torture. Please join us in this fight for the right to be smelly and dirty and to be protected from the ravages of water and soap!



We all survived this time but barely. Please take a stand and join PAWT today. I thank you for your time and attention and please have a good day!
