| Sung to Ludacris' Southern Hospitality Uh, Barbeque grills, food grain mills, check out the oil my Barbeque spills. Matter fact, candy paint, my damn cadillac kills. So check out the ho's my cadillac fills. 20 inch high, 20 inch wide. Oh you don't like my fake 20 inch dick ride, 20 inch thick fat ass thighs make 20 inch fat ass eyes. Hoping for American 20 inch titti pies. Pretty ass tittis, pretty ass botay. Oh how I love these ugly ass ho's. Pretty ass, high class with my fake tittis. High class, any ugly ass damn ho Ill go for. Catch em in the club throwin ugly ass hos. Long dicks, jaws drop to the ground. Any stank ass puss makes my long ass tongue fall. Women on their cells talkin shit about Ryan. And if they like to talk to shit, Give em Ryan's fake ass balls. CHORUS All my players in the house that can but the buffet bar. And the ballin ass n****s wit the candy bars. If you a pimp and you know you don't love them ugly ass ho's. When you get on the floor n****, roll them rolls. All my women in the house if you chasin fat ass. And you got some big tittis and a matchin big ass. Wit your fly ass candy bars & big ass tits. When you get on the flo n****, roll them rolls. Dirty midwest mind blown dirty midwest bread. Catfish fried up in the dirty midwest is fed. Sleep in a kitchen eating all day. Dirty midwest hoes give me dirty midwest sex. Hand me down clothes and dildo's. Hand me down food dealers and me down pop. Hand me down a 50 pack swisher sweets box. And good fella hockey n****s hand me down goals. Mouth full of platinum mouth full of food. Fourty big cal keep your big ass mouth on hold. Lie through your teeth you can find your mouth empty. Rip out your tongue cuz of what your mama fed ya. Sweat for the lemmonade, sweat for the tea. Sweat from the hot sauce, swet from the heat. And you can sweat from running up and down bleachers. And if you sweat in your sleep then you sweat heat from fuckin your own dick. CHORUS All my players in the house that can but the buffet bar. And the ballin ass n****s wit the candy bars. If you a pimp and you know you don't love them ugly ass ho's. When you get on the floor n****, roll them rolls. All my women in the house if you chasin fat ass. And you got some big tittis and a matchin big ass. Wit your fly ass candy bars & big ass tits. When you get on the flo n****, roll them rolls. Hit by hockey players, punched by kids. Drunk by the liquor by getting hit by bars. Keep your girl close cuz shes a fat kick ass ho. Hit by kids, hated by all. Fat chick, big ass dicks. Let my soul glow from my supposedly fat ass dick. Rabbit out of the hat, pullin two faced tricks. Jewish-American, big ass tits. Overall fat, overall mean. Over all Illinois were all over mean and not lean. Hockey hospitality we overall suck ass. Overall tripple Burger King oinion rings. Big ass n****s wear the big ass hockey gear. Thugged out hockey jocks playing sucky ass games. All bad, hoping to win one game this year. Please stay to do dirty ass thangs. CHORUS All my players in the house that can but the buffet bar. And the ballin ass n****s wit the candy bars. If you a pimp and you know you don't love them ugly ass ho's. When you get on the floor n****, roll them rolls. All my women in the house if you chasin fat ass. And you got some big tittis and a matchin big ass. Wit your fly ass candy bars & big ass tits. When you get on the flo n****, roll them rolls. Repeat chorus 2 times (n**** throws Ryan's ass down) Repeat 4 times. |
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