Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking. It's been way too freaking long since I've written anything. What can I say? I'm a useless piece of shit. There, I admitted it. All of you people who have been telling yourselves "this guy is full of shit," well, you're right! Anyway, I'm gonna try and get a little better at this. Right now I'm just bored though. That's probably the only reason I'm doing this. Fucking HBO. Bill Mahr one one channel, Steven Segal on another, and some movie with people who aren't even famous enough for me to pay attention to. Steven Segal sucks and for that matter so does Ja Rule. What the hell kind of name is that anyway? Ja??? Fuckin shit man, that's just absurd. I dunno though, it might be worth watching for comic value. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have no clue what movie this is but Steven Segal has a black guy bandana on his head and they've reopened Alcatraz.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Really man this is just stupid. Steven Segal should be killed for being such a complete Wanker. Man, it would sound cool when I said the word Wanker if I was Brittish, but then I'd have bad teeth and still be pissed about the Revolutionary War. So I guess I'll just stop saying wanker. Yeah, that wasnt very hard. I'll just stick with calling people a cock. Yeah, Steven Segal is a COCK!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Much better. I'm out!
I'm in a much more somber mood than last night, so unfortunately that means no making fun of Steven Segal. Song of the day: Anything on the Stone Temple Pilots' third album, "Tiny music...Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop" It's probably not helping this mood that I'm in. It's full of great songs so I know it's not bringing me down, but it's just not a very up beat album, so I don't think it's going to help cheer me up any. It's still playing none the less. Basebal playoffs are now in full swing. It's just not the same though without a team to cheer for. The mets fell apart in late July when I went to see them, the cubs fell apart at the end of the season, and the A's just choked under the pressure. After it's all over there won't be shit going on either cause of the damn NHL lockout. Fucking greedy bastards. I'll play for 6 bucks an hour. Give me their job.
My eyes are watering bad right now. The air seems pretty dry. That's not a very common occurance in Florida where it rains every other hour. I swear to god if I get rained on tomorrow on my way to class like has happened every day this week, I'm going to flip out. Like that will help me out any. The last thing I need right now is to get arrested and placed in an insane asylum for trying to pick a fight with a rain cloud.
Feeling right now as if the world could come to an end tomorrow and I wouldn't really care about it. It kinda seems like my life is going nowhere really fucking fast. Tomorrow, I try and take care of that employment problem I'm having. If I get a job that would probably cheer me up because I'll be able to afford to go to Canada in December and that would be cool. Unfortunately, I'm not going to get hired. I already know. Yet I'm going out anyway. I'm retarded.
Quote of the day: "Take me to the Hospital, I've been blown up."
-Tom Hanks, from The Burbs
Yeah, After my 7 AM weight lifting class was over, I came back here, showered, and went to sleep for about 20 minutes to recover from th long ass night of reading I was forced to put myself through. When I woke up, the first I heard after I turned the TV on was that line. It's a great movie, you should check it out sometime.
In other news, Martha Stewart begins her 5 month jail sentence today, here's what Zach has to say about that...
DiabloZK (10:29:23 AM): she's gonna get gangraped by a bunch of bull dyke lesbians
There you have it, the so called MacGuyver of the kitchen is gonna get gangraped by some bull dykes. Facinating!!!
I've got 2 tests in the next 3 hours. That's why I was reading for 5 hours last night. Roger Craig was on "Cold Pizza" today too. Man, that guy is a serious pimp in Tecmo Superbowl for Nintendo. Holy shit, if the Red Sox make it to the world series, game seven is scheduled to be played on Halloween night in Fenway with a guy named Jason behind the plate and another dude named Michael Myers in the bullpen. That's just kinda freaky.
Well I'm pretty sure I failed one of the tests I took yesterday. The other one I did alright on, I'll never know what I got for sure, ebcause I really don't care enough to walk up to the 3rd floor of the Math and Physics building to check the bulletin board for my score. I'll just wait for my final grade. Big day of nothing ahead of me, so I'm in no big hurry to go to sleep. I probably should be tired as hell seeing as though I didn't get to sleep until after 3 and I got up well before 7. It'll catch up to me eventually. My stomach has been givin me problems all day, so I don't really mind having not done a damn thing all day. Tomorrow probably won't be much different, it never is. I've decided that between now and when I wake up tomorrow, every time I get hungry I'm going to just drink water and see if that satisfies the hunger. I've definately eaten alot of food today without having done any physical activity since 8 AM. Maybe I should go do something...
Well, Alex Rodriguez is a dirty cheater. Slapping the ball out of a guy's hand? What the hell are you thinking? Good job by the umpires getting that call as well as Mark Bellhorn's homerun called right. I can only imagine what kinda shit would have happened if both plays had been called as they initially had been.
I's just like to give a big fuckin Happy birthday to Zach Kirkland. Not a teenager anymore bitch, so the best years of your life are behind you.
I really go in spurts with this whole journal thing. I should get better at it, but what the hell, you know? Anyway, tons of shit has happened since the last time i wrote anything, but unfortunately it would take too long to type it all out. Oh well, look forward to another post tomorrow??? We'll see. Later!!!
Aparently I didn't update the website the day after my last post. Like anyone notices anyway. It was a "hell of a weekend." Friday I went home and spent some "quality time" with my "mom and dad." All the quotation marks are pretty much just making fun of Trevor Pierce, not that he'll ever read it, but he would always use them way too often when making signs to put in the kitchen at Beef's. Anyway, so I spent some time with my parents. Saturday I was in the Guavaween parade with Mike and Michelle. I had a stiff buzz goin throughout the parade and threw out beads the whole time. It was great when I would walk up to the railing and reach into the bag, people going nuts thinking I was gonna hand them some beads, and would pull out a bumper sticker and say "here, have a sticker!!!" Seeing their shattered smile was completely awesome. Free food and drinks afterward at the VIP dealy was great too. So yeah, Saturday was a good night. Ate dinner with the family today. Turkey and mashed potatoes with stuffing. Good fucking meal. So happy fucking Halloween you pagan bastards! Personally, I'm holding out for Thanksgiving, a REAL holiday.