"The good band/artist list"
1. Fenix TX
2. Foo Fighters
3. Stone Temple Pilots
4. Filter
5. Sum 41
6. Denver Harbor
7. The Offspring
8. Rage Against the Machine
9. Pennywise
10. Everclear
11. Deftones
12. CKY
13. Chevelle
14. Ben Folds
15. Ben Folds Five
16. Incubus(as mentioned above)
17. 12 Stones
18. Misfits
19. Wallflowers
20. Sublime
This list is not complete and is not in any particular order besides Fenix TX being the #1 band ever.
Nascar sucks. It is in no way a sport and If it were up to me, would never be considered a sport. It takes no physical conditioning to sit your ass in a car and make a bunch of left turns. people who pay $95 for a ticket to see something like the Daytona 500 should be institutionalized. I mean seriously! All you're seeing is a bunch of rednecks going in a circle! HOW IS THAT EXCITING!?!?! The only way I will ever watch a Nascar event is if some day they decide to incorporate weapons into the picture. Mount a couple of 50 caliber machine guns on each car and just let the drivers shoot the hell out of people in order to win. or plant explosives under the surface of the track and blow them up at random or something like that. Now that would be worth spending $95 to see.
Yesterday the New York Yankees officially acquired Alex Rodriguez, thought by many to be the best player in baseball. The Yankees already had a shortstop, albeit, a far inferrior one, but just to try and dominate the market they are planning to move rodriguez to third base. WHY?!?!?!? He is a 2 time gold glove winner, and reigning American League MVP. Derek Jeter is over rated way over paid. Per 162 games played, He is a career .317 batter, which is pretty good, but a .317 batter is not worth 18 million dollars a year. Averaging only 18 homeruns a year and a mere 82 runs batted in. Players the caliber of Miguel Tejada and Nomar Garciapara don't make this kind of money, and they actually win awards (1 MVP for Tejada, and 2 batting titles for Nomar). Jose Valentine averages more home runs per 162 games than Derek Jeter and in a lineup with as much talent as the Yankees, would probably have more Runs batted in than Jeter too. So In Summary, the Yankees suck for trying to monopolize the sport, and Derek Jeter sucks because he is not worth 18 Million dollars and should give up shortstop to the defensively superior Rodriguez.
It has been brought to my attention recently that I am alot smarter than most people. This would normally make me feel pretty good about myself, but the reality is that there are just way too many idiots in this world. Someone should take some kind of action against this growing population of imbeciles and mandate that people should have to pass a test in order to be allowed to breed. Either that, or as my good friend (we will call him "chuckles" for purposes of anonymity) put, one day out of the year everyone whose IQ is above average (top 50% of the general population) should be allowed to hunt down and kill those who are below average intelligence. Of course this will never be a possibility, for reasons other than ethical and moral problems. Simply because identifying people who fall in the below average intelligence group would be far too hard. Sure, the glaringly obvious idiots would be easy to pick out, but the borderline idiots could easily be mistaken for someone is slightly above the 50% mark, and vice-versa. There would have to be some way of identifying people who fall into each category, and since no one would wear a sign saying "idiot" knowing full and well that it would lead to their death, I guess I'll jut have to keep working on a solution to this neverending problem.
Well I'm taking this glorious opprotunity to leave my mark in history by writing in my "ONLINE JOURNAL" on the leap day. Now it's time for Storytime With Stevens.(storytime with stevens is by no means a true story, hahahahaha yeah right)
One day 4 of societies future leaders and one fat useless Samoan were hanging out at a golf course with nothing better to do than to steal 2 golf carts and bypass the governer. All was going well until one of the boys, we will call him "killer awesome guy," decided to start driving against the grain of the course. The golf cart was flying across the green at approximately 35 miles per hour when disaster struck. Without warning, a massive hole opened up in the ground underneath this hellbound Yamaha sending the trio of passangers flying through the air. The two passengers in the front, "killer awesome guy" and the one we will simply refer to as "no. 1" both screamed out "holy shit," while the third guy who we will call "the dude who works at the movies" was completely oblivious to this imminent danger. The cart landed with an explosion of sand about 6 feet from the edge of the bunker, disappearing from the view of the other golf cart. This sent "the dude who works at the movies" flying off to the side, writhing in pain because of his already jacked up ovaries** while "killer awesome guy" and "no. 1" were doubled over in laughter after having flown 6 feet horizontally through the air and dropping another 4 feet vertically, then bouncing out of the bunker without leaving a tread path in the sand. The other cart really had no major part in this particular part of the adventure, regardless of what that useless fat samoan bastard may tell you.
**-The name of the injured body part has been changed to protect the innocent