We're a fearsome crew, armed with a flashlight, a pair of pleather gloves, and some kickass eyewear

Other places for bored people:
THE ESPN HOMEPAGE
Doctor Peterson's Funhouse
Zach's Pimpin Webpage
Our Good friend Homestarrunner
Sean Howell's really super incredibly Crappy Website
Matt Moore's shrine to his car
The Official Website of the Detroit Red Wings
Phillip Crosby's Random Blatherings
The Home of All Things Samoan