What does it mean to be phony?

            Literature, as well as life, is filled with many “empty” words; words that lack meaning, emotion, or specific qualities. Then there are also words that continue to amaze teachers, co-workers, friends, and family due to their color and feeling. However, the word phony does not truly fit into either of these categories. It is a meaningful word, however it lacks a true definition. The select group of words which make up this category are often given replacement definitions to cover up the lack of a better way of describing them. For phony, these definitions may include something similar to giving a false impression of truth, but it is clear to most that this does not provide an adequate description of the word and the emotions that go along with it.

            One who is phony is an imposter. He may be partially fake and partially hypocritical, but not entirely either. He is more than just one who doesn’t belong, but less than a foreigner. He doesn’t fit in, but isn’t entirely out of place.

            A kicker on a professional football team can be considered phony. He is does not lack athletic ability or useful talents. He is a member of the team and wears a jersey, yet does not participate in practice with the other players. He lacks muscle mass and brute strength, and while his maximum bench press weight may be unimpressive, his skills are not. He is necessary for success, but does not truly fit the mold. He belongs partially to many groups, yet entirely to none.

            One who is phony, then, is a drifter. This is not to say he is any less of a person, but only a person who cannot find his place. We all wish we could have certain attributes to make us more socially accepted. We could all be richer, in better shape, stronger, etc. One who is phony, though, lacks many characteristics necessary to be categorized into any single group. He belongs partially to many groups, yet entirely to none.