This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto
everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when
you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the
day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not
..
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to
friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all
adult- my friend in Utah is a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa