~ (when talking about the actor who played superman) "you mean clark kent?"
~ (describing Barbados) "it's near geneva"
~ "can you name all the continents in Europe?"
~ "what nationality are people from cumbria?"
~ Mum - "Alastair had a dress on for the first six months" (don' ask) Me - What's a dresson?
~ (completely out of the blue, whilst sitting with my face in my hands) - This must be what it feels like to be a grasshopper.
~ Lizard - (about a personality test) - I don't think I'm clever enough to take it.
~ Charlotte - Cirencester was nearly the capital of England.
~ Sarie the Fairie - Mish.
~ My mother - (talking about worms) - They're bisexual aren't they?
~LiZARd: thats the portacabin where all the druggies hang out
Moi: how do you know?
LiZARd: cos i got told when i was shown around last year
Moi: lizard, that portacabin was only put there last week
~ LiZARd: but dont your parents think im responsible & sensible?
Moi: last time my parents saw you, lizard, you were dressed as a whore
~ Char the dear little thing spent ages checking "Mr P's" office to see if he was there until I went with her one time and pointed out that actually Mr P's office is the one next door and he'd been in there all day.
~ Jess -