desertisland



	On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the >>following >>people are stranded: >> >>2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman >> >>2 French men and 1 French woman >> >>2 German men and 1 German woman >> >>2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman >> >>2 English men and 1 English woman >> >>2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman >> >>2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman >> >>2 American men and 1 American woman >> >>2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman >> >>2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman >> >>2 Welsh men and 1 Welsh woman >> >>One month later, the following things have occurred: >> >>One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. >> >>The two French men and the French woman are living happily together >>as a >>threesome and having loads of sex. >> >>The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they >>alternate >>with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds into strands >>for >>making ropes and whips. >> >>The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman >>is >>cleaning, cooking and ironing for them. >> >>The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to >>the >>English woman. >> >>The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested ocean >>and >>then a look at the Polish woman...and started swimming. >> >>The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, >>while the >>American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the >>true >>nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the >>equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend >>respected her >>opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with >>her >>mother is improving. >> >>The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for >>instructions. >> >>The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and have >>each >>set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an alternative >>because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut >>whiskey. >> >>The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless >>fighting >>over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out all the >>other >>men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody Australian Wankers!' >> >>Both Welsh men have disregarded the Welsh woman and are searching >>the >>island for sheep.

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