>
>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley
>when they aren't looking.
>
>2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
>intervals.
>
>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
>
>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>"Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
>
>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on stored
>transaction.
>
>6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
>7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll
>only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
>department.
>
>8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
>ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
>you pick your nose.
>
>10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the
>clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
>theme from Mission Impossible.
>
>12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
>"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
>
>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
>fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
>
>
>And last but not least:
>15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out
>of toilet paper in here!"