>> >
>> > "You know you're living in 2003 when...
>> >
>> > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>> >
>> >
>> > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>> >
>> >
>> > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
>>of three.
>> >
>> >
>> > 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
>> >
>> >
>> > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that
>>they do
>> > not have e-mail addresses.
>> >
>> >
>> > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer
>>the phone
>>
>> > in a business manner.
>> >
>> >
>> > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally do
>>"9" to get
>> > an outside line.
>> >
>> >
>> > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
>>three
>> > different companies.
>> >
>> >
>> > 10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
>> >
>> >
>> > 11. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost
>>all of your
>> > best jokes.
>> >
>> >
>> > 12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>> >
>> >
>> > 13. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely
>>to get
>> > long-service awards.
>> >
>> >