| Alternative # 1: "The Penguins go marching 3 by 3, hurrah, hurrah... The Penguins go marching 3 by 3, hurrah, hurrah! The Penguins go marching 3 by 3, and then they steal my sanity, OH! The Penguins go marching on... Alternative # 2: The Smurfs go marching 3 by 3, hurrah, hurrah.... The Smurfs go marching 3 by 3, hurrah, hurrah! The Smurfs go marching 3 by 3, The pyromaniac green smurfs go marching on... Alternative # 3: The germs go marching 3, by 3, hurrah, hurrah... The germs go marching 3 by 3, hurrah, hurrah! The germs go marching 3 by 3, then go and get me sick, OH! The germs go marching on... |
| Song Parodies! |
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| Go Home! |
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| "The Ants Go Marching On" |
| The Coconut Song [For Aragorn] |
| "I've got a loverly buncha of arrows, deedly dum! Here they are livin on my baaaack! Short ones, Long ones, And they're all really sharp! Ya notch it up, Pull it baaaaack... OOOPS! Sorry about that Arwen... Hope we can still be friends! Thanks to Mary "Samwise" Roth, for helping me write this |