"You need people of intelligence for this....mission....quest....thing" ~Pippin

"Wow! I'm bouncing up & down in a real Conneticut McDonald's!" ~Kelly Jenesen

"Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It's all about nature and enjoying their land, which is a very Scottish thing." ~Billy Boyd

"Pippin is an individual, he has a lot of spontaneity. He also sees life from a slightly different angle than most people." ~Billy Boyd

"When a dog bites a man, this is not news, for it happens so often, but when a man bites a dog, this is news" ~John B. Bogart

"I know how hard it is to put FOOD ON YOUR FAMILY" ~The President himself

" Where are we going?" ~Pippin

"The recent events of yesterday's incident..." ~My Middle Skool Principal

"Don't mess with the affairs with dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" ~?

"Don't mess in the affairs of Samwise Gamgee, for he is quick to anger and armed with a frying pan." ~?

"What's taters preciouss? Eh? What's taters?" ~Gollum

"But Mom, I washed my hands the night before last!" ~Isabelle

"Do they[Looooong pause]...do they Gandalf?" ~Frodo!

"WHY are you SO MAD?!" ~Laura Bullock

"THEY'RE DUPLIFING!!" ~Me (god I can be so stupid sometimes)

"We have to stop it or it'll spread..." [Casey from the Faculty] "like butter!!!" ~Merry

"Even the smallest of persons can change the course of the future" ~Galadriel

"Moo! Moo! Mooo!! I'm VooDoo cursing you!!" ~Happy Noodle Boy

"In 1954..." ~Cvics sub "THEY INVENTED GOD!!" ~Matt Plunkett [X__x]

"I thought we were having Stove Top? I want none of this SOULTOAST!" ~Pepito, from Squee #?

"Dear Die-Ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of rats I put in the blender.......I'm wondering, if, maybe there is something really wrong with me..." ~Nny (JtHM # 1)

"The raisins watch me...." ~Squee #6(?)

"That's what seperates the glue from the glitter." ~Elisa

"Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church" ~a bumper sticker from Evolve Fish.com

Rat Person "I used to be a man" Dib: "But you're a woman...

"People of Earth! Prepare to feel the mighty foot of my planet!" ~Zim

"This is my eye, it lives in my head." ~Sam (a personage whom you probably will never know)

"Does it look like me? As long as as it doesn't look like me, then there's no voodoo risk." ~Viggo Morenson on his Aragorn action figure

"Who ever's not dead, call out!" ~that dude from Atlantis

"It must be one of those unidentified flying cupcakes!" ~Ringo from Yellow Submarine

"Crash, Boom, Burn, you know how it goes!" ~Marcus [Babylon 5]"

"I thought they [the hobbits] WERE the elves!!" ~Thushara Gunda

"Happieness is a warm....MONKEY!!!" ~Random Card

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." Ringo Starr

"I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know." ~ Paul McCartney

"Citizens have the responsibilty to not overpopulate!!" ~Matt Plunkett

"Would you ASK someone to be gay for a day?" ~Vance aka SquidMan

"NO! IT'S THE FLOOR THAT'S THE MEANING!" ~Isabelle (No one is really sure WHAT that means...)

"JUICE BOX LADY?! Oh! BRUCE BOXLITNER!" ~Me (this quote got us in trouble at a skool assembly, we couldn't stop laughing)

"BLEH! IT STARES AT ME!" ~Sam

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