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I've decided to throw in this little subpage onto my website not only to divert your attention from my woeful neglect of my reviews list, and to a only slightly lesser extent, my quotes vault. It will also give me more opportunity to fill up my pointless existence with inane updates to this site. But I digress...
What exactly is this "AOL Words" page about, you ask? Let me explain. Surely you have encountered the ubiquitous AOL CD's offered in almost every public venue concievable. Displays of AOL CD's can be found in stores, on the street, in bathrooms, plastered upon walls of houses, falling from the sky, and attacking dogs and small children. The sheer abundance of these CD's have led top researchers to look for new uses for them. Clocks, couches, houses, working automobiles, lampshades, heavy machinery, cutlery, cell membranes, and certain kinds of pasta have all been made entirely out of AOL CD's. It is even rumored that playing one in a CD player backwards will produce a message from satan himself commanding his minions to "go forth and obliterate the pathetic world of mortal men."
In any case, these CD's come packaged in obscenely wasteful packaging. Printed on this packaging are two 2-word long passwords. These passwords are passed along in utmost secrecy, since naturally they are top secret. However, I have devised a method of circumventing this almost foolproof security measure. I have gone to great lengths and braved many dangers to list out for you in the space below various different AOL CD passwords I have come across. I now pass on to you the great power that lies within these brilliantly coded messages found on the packaging of AOL CDs ("*" denotes a recent addition):
| *POORER-DEANS |
*RANCH-LANE |
*AVOIDS-HELPER |
*TULIP-PLAIN |
*BELIEF-HILLS |
*HOUSE-CARDS |
| LEMURS-VALETS |
SHOPS-FLAGS |
*ATTAIN-FIST |
*SUBTLE-IRON |
*BARROW-UPHOLD |
*CACTUS-GLIDE |
| ARGUE-FINALE |
FREEZE-STREAM |
ALIGNS-FERNS |
THIN-SPEECH |
FLUMED-WAMPU |
DOMED-FEWER |
| HURTLE-HERMIT |
DRAFT-ROSE |
CRANED-HIVING |
UPPER-TOWEL |
LANCER-DUCLOS |
WEAVE-STAIR |
| CENTER-WINDOW |
BECAME-FIATS |
WITH-LOVELY |
DOUGHY-HEFTED |
STEM-SPEEDY |
KINGLY-DROWSY |
| MAIL-SATIN |
CYCLER-FIZZLE |
MONTH-BRAVE |
LODGE-VENDEE |
NOUN-USEFUL |
ELIXIR-FLAXES |
| ALIKE-SOWN |
GRAILS-FORUM |
BEAR-DROP |
TARES-LEARN |
AXIAL-DEFY |
HEATS-ABODES |
| DIESEL-AVERT |
BATBOY-SHYING |
DREGS-HARROW |
FEND-ATRIUM |
TRICE-EQUIP |
SOLES-ABATER |
| DASHY-FADERS |
KEENLY-WARMED |
GLOWS-LORDS |
WAHINE-NOISES |
LION-IDEAL |
GONE-WHIMSY |
| BETA-SPORT |
TWIG-BOOK |
STRAND-BARGE |
JABS-CARTON |
THREAD-RECESS |
MINUTE-BOWLED |
| CRANES-GOURD |
FRETS-WAGGED |
COUNTS-CAVED |
GAMEY-LIPIDS |
PRINTS-POTATO |
ACORN-TRUCK |
| LEAP-MODEST |
BEDRID-PHAGE |
DRIFT-BRIGHT |
RATTLE-MARK |
WAINS-ANTRA |
GREAT-DINNER |
| LEARNT-IMPART |
LUXURY-MOPS |
DROGUE-INKED |
SPRING-KNOT |
FURL-IRKED |
CHORUS-LOGIC |
| DAPPER-TOOLED |
LAUGH-HULA |
CRANNY-BENDAY |
UNMASK-DARTS |
BURSAR-CANS |
COMICS-WIZEN |
| RIMY-COGENT |
PINT-IRON |
GAITS-COLLAR |
SIMPLE-MIDDLE |
ARGYLE-DRINKS |
BIRDS-BORDER |
| ALIEN-COZIER |
JEEP-WONDER |
TRIES-STAIN |
TWIRL-REPORT |
HONKED-ANKHS |
PUPIL-FARM |
| CHARS-CHINS |
INCH-BOLD |
SHUTS-GRUELS |
DESIGN-NIMBLE |
POET-FALL |
PACK-RUGBY |
| BELLS-UTTER |
GAZING-LAKER |
SOFA-THUMP |
MONTH-APPEAR |
GUST-BELL |
OCEAN-EQUINE |
| AWARE-FORK |
TWEAKY-SETTEE |
DWELL-SPITED |
DESK-DELES |
CRUISE-SEVEN |
BOUFFE-ACES |
| SWISH-POTATO |
EXUDED-JOIN |
FACTS-ENACTS |
CRATED-FLYING |
STEEP-FILE |
DRYING-CORAL |
| DABBLE-HIVED |
SCAN-FLIER |
VOYAGE-TRUNK |
OBOES-CAJOLE |
IDEAL-HERD |
TARDY-TENPIN |
| ELUDE-HANSOM |
VISIT-STEREO |
WARBLE-GUESTS |
QUICK-JINGLE |
PLENA-LAICAL |
SWAMP-CABLE |
| HIRER-HATBOX |
HEADER-GROWN |
JIGGLE-QUIET |
FRIEND-GRAND |
SOAPS-WAMPU |
TEMPO-GATHER |
| ENDEAR-CODAS |
PEAS-BOLD |
CROWD-VELVET |
PLANT-MANNER |
SPRING-GOLD |
ATTAR-NOBLE |
| PEAS-SYNTAX |
FLUSH-AIRILY |
OXYGEN-CHAIR |
LASPER-YORE |
TWIG-BASKET |
DELLS-BLOCKS |
| GREYER-TOUTED |
CYCLED-BOOMED |
GOLFS-ALTAR |
CUBE-BALLOT |
ANVILS-DECANT |
SPIRAL-SPICES |
| BIDS-MOUTON |
ROUND-JACKET |
FONDUE-SNEEZE |
SPEAK-OUTAGE |
SPEECH-PLUM |
BLEARS-LODGED |
| CATS-HOGGED |
PASTE-PEOPLE |
DENIED-ZINCS |
SAGO-WHERE |
SPRUNG-CRUTCH |
COUPON-GAINED |
| MILLED-TENURE |
DRAGON-GREEN |
BACKED-BASS |
FENCE-DRAGON |
GRADE-BARNS |
DREW-DISOWN |
| SPEAK-TAPE |
DUSKED-SNUGLY |
BETIDE-CUFFS |
GROTTO-BANK |
LODGED-HEWING |
DEGREE-TWINER |
| ATAXIA-TREND |
FOGGY-GLANCE |
IDEAS-VOTE |
JARRED-COUPON |
FEED-HOUSES |
TOAD-LATER |
| BATIKS-GASHES |
LAKE-VOCAL |
LIKE-KEEN |
SKILLS-BRUSH |
CRUMB-FREERS |
FRIEND-GRAND |
| TONED-DOBBIN |
LUNCH-CARD |
CLANG-DEEP |
HOCKEY-WALLET |
KEEP-GRAVEL |
SOAPS-WAMPU |
| LOUDER-SMELTS |
CHORUS-FIELD |
FELLED-YOLKY |
WHERRY-GRAFTS |
BEACH-CASERN |
HEADER-GROWN |
| HEMMER-GNUS |
DEAN-SMOGS |
COLA-QUICK |
RUNNER-BIKES |
WARM-PEACE |
JIGGLE-QUIET |
| ALTERS-WILFUL |
RAVE-WAKE |
BOTANY-CONGAS |
KITS-GRIMED |
SAVES-CANNAS |
RAPID-TOTAL |
| STURDY-GAPS |
WIMPLE-FAWNED |
FREED-MAROON |
JEEP-FRIEND |
SILVER-UTMOST |
ETHANE-RIBBON |
| COASTS-SALARY |
PIPAGE-ATONAL |
WINY-WORLD |
SMITH-GRAVED |
UPLAND-FUZZES |
JEWEL-ROSE |
| BATEAU-TRICOT |
PLANT-ANKLET |
GOGGLE-VINE |
IDEA-CLEAN |
ARTS-CHORUS |
MAGIC-SLUSH |
| GOLDS-CANONS |
MAST-OPAL |
ZONE-BENCH |
CASTLE-LAWN |
FIBULA-INANE |
AFFORD-GLOVED |
| TRADES-SILLY |
WAGER-HOLISM |
BUGLE-ADDED |
TALENT-SALSA |
SUNNY-TALK |
THINS-TEAM |
| SHELL-LYRIC |
TAUPES-TALER |
SMILE-THIRTY |
GLEAMY-NOVEL |
LOWS-FIBERS |
ESSAYS-OWNING |
| BASE-ROSE |
PROXY-POWERS |
CARDS-STAND |
TUTOR-POOLS |
MIST-BIKE |
HEDGED-GISMO |
| ZESTY-ZOOMS |
GOVERN-ABOVE |
BRAD-GARNER |
GUIDON-DASHER |
MAYHEM-GRIPPE |
BACK-TAXI |
| STOCK-CITY |
MISTY-ARTS |
BANDS-CELLOS |
AFTER-MONTH |
TUTOR-JEWEL |
SURFER-GORIER |
| GLEAMS-SUGARS |
ADOBE-PROPEL |
WING-VOGUE |
COOKIE-SERVED |
RAKISH-GAGE |
REFUND-ERMINE |
| LOCALS-VALUED |
SENSED-COILS |
CAREER-ACCESS |
ARCADE-CREWS |
AJAR-GREY |
ANIMAL-AMID |
| DOWERY-ESTEEM |
UNSTOP-EMBOSS |
BEET-SINK |
FRAMES-SCRAWL |
BRIGHT-BUCKET |
MEDAL-REST |
| RUNS-FORK |
SPONGY-CASTOR |
GRIME-PICNIC |
LEAVES-GOGGLE |
SPIRAL-CAPER |
FLORAS-SLYER |
| BOON-REALS |
SLOGS-GAMMA |
CANDLE-PLAIN |
TOOLED-FOPS |
TALK-BACK |
BEGIN-POOLS |
| PAVED-CONVOY |
DOLL-STEEPS |
GNARLS-ABIDE |
SHOPS-SUBTLE |
FIZZES-DECORS |
UPON-SLANG |
| CASTLE-SANDAL |
DEARY-FIZZES |
NEEDLE-FEED |
IMBED-FOBBED |
SIXTH-NORMAL |
FEED-CHEER |
| SUNNY-PETAL |
EMBED-TUBBY |
HOGAN-SPIELS |
FOLK-BUSHEL |
CIVET-CARES |
SMITH-GRAVED |
| CAMPUS-CUING |
BINS-STROP |
BUBBLE-PRINT |
VERITY-COZIER |
CLANK-CABIN |
IDEA-CLEAN |
| TRUTH-ARTS |
BABBLE-GALLOP |
LUNAR-YEAR |
SHARE-CHARM |
DOLORS-HAWKS |
AMITY-FURRED |
| SOOTHE-FURRY |
CANALS-ATRIUM |
VOICE-SONAR |
MINCE-COOLED |
PORT-DISH |
ZONE-WORDY |
| LAIR-TWEAKY |
LAZARS-KIOSKS |
CREEK-WEEK |
TAWNY-PARLAY |
GRAVY-EASY |
HERBS-PANIC |
| FLEAS-GRIMED |
BROOK-RADIO |
BATON-HALTS |
LAMB-MINT |
BRAVER-BETAS |
SPLASH-VIEWS |
| JINGLE-ALPHA |
MAYHEM-DUDE |
KNACK-AMUSED |
GNATS-WEAVER |
BOOKS-TASK |
TAILED-MIGHT |
| DRAMS-LEADEN |
SPRING-GOLD |
HIRER-HATBOX |
ANGLED-FLOUR |
ICING-CLOUD |
ROCK-USEFUL |
| DEFILE-HAZIER |
TEMPO-GATHER |
ELUDE-HANSOM |
BOCCIE-DIVERS |
FILL-TANGO |
BILK-FAYING |
If you happen to have any AOL words you would like to add to the list, then by all means join my cause and send them to me. My email address should be somewhere on this site -- try the GPFI Home Page.
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