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Fun Stuff
A few fun pics and a some lawyer jokes.
If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? |
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A woman and a little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked. "Mommy, do they always bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not dear." replied the mother, "Why do you think that?"
"There was a tombstone back there that said "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man" |
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A night out at the OKC Hornets game. |
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Your "Legal Professionals" (?) after the game. |
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"There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge." |
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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying "I have new evidence that makes a HUGE difference in my client's defense."
The judge asked, "What new evidence do you have?"
The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000 and I just found out about it!" |
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake him off the ladder and one to sue the ladder company. |
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Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish. |
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Q: WHat do you call 25 skydiving lawers?
A: Skeet |
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Q: What do you do when you see a lawyer drowning in the lake?
A: Throw in his partner. |
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