| Many Meetings Continued..... |
| Bilbo: Frodo, my dear boy. Frodo: What the hell........oh no its you! Wow.......you got really old while you were gone! Bilbo: Yeah well, i could still kill a hundred dragons! Look, i've finished my book! Bilbo handed over a leaf binded book to Frodo. Opening it up he saw pictures of swords and maps, and details of Bilbos adventure. Frodo: This is.........shit! He said this as he threw the book over the side of the balcony into the river below. Bilbo: My book! Nooooooooo!!! Bilbo jumped over the side of the balcony like a dog after a stick. Frodo: Oh shit! All of a sudden Sam ran out onto the balcony. Sam: Right, im all packed and ready to go home Mr Frodo! Frodo: What are you talking about Sam? Sam: Well, you've brought the ring to Rivendell, and i thought that we'd be going home now... Frodo: I've only just got out of bed. Always thinking about yourself! Sam: Wheres Bilbo? Frodo: Erm....what? Sam: I thought that he came out here to see you... Frodo: Erm.........no i haven't seen him. Oh but he's here, thats nice, lets go and find him. |
| Somewhere in the middle of a forest on a very uneasy log was Strider and Arwen..... Arwen: Do you.......remember when we........first met? What.......i said....to you? Strider: You said "what this? A ranger caught of his guard". Arwen: No.........further back, right.........back to.........the begining..... Strider: Ohh, you said you'd bind yourself to me. Arwen: And to that i hold! Here's my.........necklace that holds..........my immortallity. Always keep it with you. Don't..........brake it you clumsy........oaf! But thinking about it...........how am i surpposed..........to bind myself..........to you? That must now...............be impossible.......... Strider: Whats that surpposed to mean? Arwen: Well....theres a song...........that best describes.............this.......... Arwen started to sing in Elvish..... Arwen: "Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat b........." Strider: You do remember that i speak Elvish don't you? Arwen: Erm............yeah, of...........course! All of a sudden they heard a aloud creaking sound. Arwen: What.............was that? Strider: It sounded like..........the log!!! Arwen: Its not going to hold..........both of us...........any longer! Move.........your wide load...........now......... Arwen and Strider both started to run off the log and only just made it to the other side as the log crashed to the bottom of the gulley below. Arwen: That........was close. Strider: We should start heading back to Rivendell. Your father has called a very important meeting for tomorrow. I have to go back and prepare myself. I have to look good.......... Arwen: That'll.............be the day.............. |
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