Flight To The Ford
After running for a couple of hours, Strider could no longer carry Frodo any further and he decided to stop so that he could catch his breath and the other hobbits catch up.  When they finally had, Sam ran straight over to where Frodo was lying and placed a hand on his forehead.
Sam: He's going cold........to be sure.
Pippin: Is he going to die?
Frodo: I'm still in ear shot Pippin.
Strider: He'll soo become and wraith like them.
Frodo: Oh my God!  Would you all just sod off!!!  Your scaring the crap out of me!!!
In the distance they heard several screeching sounds coming from the ringwraiths.
Merry: They're close!  Can you hear them?  They'll be here soon!  isn't this exciting.....
Frodo: Please just go, before i kick your asses!!!  You know, if i turn into one of those things i'm killing you lot first.
Strider: Sam, come over here a minute.
Sam: ..........but..........
Frodo: Go!
Strider pulled Sam to the edge of the group.
Strider: Do you know the athelas plant?
Sam: Athelas?
Strider: Kingsfoil?
Sam: Ey.......thats a weed!
Merry: Are we gonna get high?  Excellent........
Pippin: Shut up Merry!
Strider: It may help to slow the poison.........quick.
Strider and Sam ran away into the forest to look for the plant.  Luckily Strider found some.  He put down his torch and pulled a knife out.  While he was cutting some of the plant he didn't notice a person approaching him.  All of a sudden he felt the blade of a sword press against his throat.
Person: Whats this.........a ranger......caught of his........guard.
Strider: Not the face.........sniff..........please.....sob.........not the face.........anything but the face.......well...........maybe not anything.......
Person: Well.......you know........it was never..........anything.......to write home ....about....
Strider:.................Arwen?

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The hobbits were all trying to calm Frodo down when all of a sudden a bright light appeared.  Turning his head to the side he saw a women clad in white get down off a horse and kneel down beside him.
Strider: Why the hell did you do that?  You could have walked those two feet!
Arwen: Frodo........my name.......is Arwen.......hear........my voice.......come into........the light........
Frodo: God, we'll be here forever, i'm never going to get any help!
Strider came and knelt down beside Arwen.  They moved his cloak and coat away from his shoulder where the blade had gone into him.
Arwen: He's fading.........i........must take him.........to my.........father........
Strider who was chewing a piece of gum as well as some kingsfoil took it from his mouth and put it into Frodo's wound.
Stider: Oops...
Arwen: Ewww........that was.........disgusting........
Strider picked Frodo up and walked to the horse and placed Frodo on top.
Arwen: I've been.........looking.....for you for the.......past.......few days.  There......are four....ringwraiths ahead.........of you........
Strider: Thanks for the warning!
Arwen: .....i.....hadn't....finished...........there.........are four........ringwraiths ahead..........of you........where the other.........five are..........i do not.......know.......
Everyone looked at her in suspense.
Arwen: I've.........finished now!.....
Strider: I'll take him to Rivendell!
Arwen: But....i'm the faster.......rider!  Don't mess....with me..........
Strider: Who says your the faster rider?!
Arwen: Mr Kipling!!!
Strider: What did you mean by that?!
A Knife In The Dark!
Flight To The Ford Continued.....
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