ROCK OPERA
Duane: Be careful if you get him pissed!
SCAB: Franz! Franz Kafka!
Duane: He'll smite you with Metaphorphis!
Writin' all he can! He's just a man!
A warrior of words taking a stand!
SCAB: He is Franz Kafka!
Duane: Oh look, but there he is! What will he say?
Duane (as Kafka): I'm a lonely German.
A lonely German from Prague*.
SCAB (whispered): Kafka! Kafka! Kafka!
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Duane (as Kafka): I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I'll turn into a bug.
I see double what I see, I think I'll turn into a bug.
I aint' got no self esteem, I think I'll turn into a bug!
Betcha fifty dollars, I'm a man, I'm a scholar, I'm gonna turn into a bug!
Mommy like-a Daddy- like-a baby like-a baby gonna turn into a bug!
YEAH! YEAH!
SCAB: HE IS FRANZ KAFKA!
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Duane (as Kafka Bug): Livin' like a bug aint' ea(SCAB)sy!
My old clothes don't seem to fit (SCAB) me!
I got little tiny (SCAB) bug feet.
I don't really know what (SCAB) bugs eat.
Don't want no one steppin (SCAB) on me.
Now I'm sympathizin' (SCAB) with fleas.
Livin' like a bung aint' ea(SCAB)sy!
Live---
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Duane (as God): Welcome to heaven, Franz. My name is God.
I think you're going to like it here.
SCAB: He is Franz Kafka!
*Strange because Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Germany.... If you have any info, e-mail me here.