(Spoken)
Starboy: Now, it looks like we're up to our cuffs in danger, eh, la capitan de la outro espasio?
Captain of Outerspace: Right on, Starboy. Right now I'm routing the Jefferson's face flame towards earth.
SB: Great, and testing. That's all taken care of. Now.
CofO: Yep!
SB: Right. Now, uh, go get me a lemonade, huh? Yeah, lemonade. Ah. Yup.
CofO: What? No, you get your own lemonade. I'm busy flying the space-plane.
SB: Yeah, un-hun. Hey, you know somethin', Cap'? You're a good little go getter! You know that? You're a one-of-a-kind, good-lookin', good old-fashioned, funny, smart, good-lookin', go getter. And I mean that! About what I just said.
CofO: Well, thank you, Starboy!
SB: Yeah, now go get me a lemonade, huh?
CofO: Oh, right.
(ZAP)
(ZAP)
CofO: Your lemonade, sir.
SB: Hey, thanks a hundred, Cap'm. Mmm! Yes. Good stuff there.
CofO: Hey! Wait a minute! How'd you get me to get you lemonade?
SB: Hah! Well...
(Music starts, lines are sung:)
SB: I'm glad you asked about that thing,
cause what I like to do is sing,
A song about gettin' people to do stuff for you,
By usin' compliments, even if they aint' true.
Cause, you look like you've lost some weight,
Now lick my hands and paint that crate!
CofO: OK!
SB: I gotcha!
CofO: Oh....
SB: See? Now you try!
CofO: Alright!
You look great in that shirt,
Now help me hem my brand new skirt.
SB: OK!
CofO: You have very nice cheek bones,
Now help me co-sign this bank loan!
SB: Cause a compliment will get you far,
even if it's just a lie!
CofO: Cause your skin is soft as buttermilk,
Now help me pay my thide!
Both: Now, you gotta compliment,
Cause it's not complicated!
If you want some lemonade,
You better start manipulatin'!
We wish it was different,
but that's the way it seems to be!
Cause you need to compliment,
cause that's what people need!
SB: Yeah!
CofO: Gotcha.