-You're a sinning fornicating bastard-
-But God Loves you. And we love you. Love Love Love.-
-See you in hell-
-Don't do drugs-
-Drinking is much more cost effective-
-Never ever assume anything-
-The root of all morals is survival of the species-
-Perfect Communism is the ideal society-
-Perfect Communism is impossible to achieve-
-I did not get held back a grade-
-I'm just taller than the others-
-Hell, I'm actually not much taller in the first place-
-I do not need a sweater for a five minute bike ride-
-A pizza slice is not worth $1.65-
-Bad guys should win once in a while-
-For God sakes, let go of Jack already! He's friggin dead!-
-Hell, there's hundreds of better people dieing on that boat-
-Who cares about some harlot's love life?-
-Nuclear weapons=BORING war-
-Nuclear weapnsons=KICKASS explosion-
-If I don't want to play piano it doesn't mean I'm throwin away a gift-
-It just means I can't play the piano-
-Newbies make the world go round but they are a pain in the @$$-
-One D- isn't going to destroy my life-
-Don't start things you can't fini-
-Punching the computer monitor is PAINFUL-
-If you have a blue belt in karate I can still beat you-
-Baseball is 3 minutes of action packed into 3 hours-
-going on vacation doesn't mean assign 300+ assignments-
-If your father raised pigs, guess what you are-
-Violence is a solution-
-Just a messy one-
-Genocide is a viable solution to any problem.-
-Flamethrowers are not any more inhumane than bullets-
-We are NOT going to destroy the world-
-Who gives a rats ass about some lab rats being used in labs-
-Down with Earth First Terrorists-
-Down with Trekkies-
-Don't take hostages, take objectives-
-Boba Fett should have killed Luke-
-Don't carry guns in JP movies unless you want to die-
-Don't be the main characters best friend in John Steinbeck books-
-Don't be the guy in the title in Shakespear plays-
-Just because I wore velcro shoes doesn't mean I can't tie my shoes-
-Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it-
-I'm not violent, I just like the color red-
-I CAN believe it's not butter-
-Speedos are good for the body but bad for the eyes-
-God didn't invent feet so we could walk, he invented them to push gas pedals-
-Why do foreigners on TV keep moving their mouths after they're done talking?-
-Caffeine does not stunt your growth-
-I am a good example of this, as are several people at school-
-If I had half a mind, I'd smash my computer-
-If I had 2/3 of a mind, I'd avoid hitting the monitor-
-Evolution Theory isn't a theory, get over it-
-Call me a warsie all you like, I can still call you a trekkie-
-Guns don't kill, bullets do-
-Gun's just make it a lot easier (ever stab someone with a bullet?)-
-If a person has an IQ of 161 and flunks 7-9th grade, he's still smart-
-Just doesn't do his schoolwork-
-Carpe Diem : Seize the Day-
-Carpe Nocturne : Seize the Night-
-The propeller is just to keep the pilot cool-
-When it goes off, he starts to sweat-
-What's the point of a test if you don't collect it?-
-Takeoffs are optional, landings are mandatory-
-So is lowering your landing gear-
-Ladies first-
-Let whatever's in the room hit them first-
-If you lick an imitation tootsie roll pop...-
-How many licks does it take to figure out what it's made of?-
-I don't waste money-
-I just buy things that are absolutely pointless-
-My little dog will make you deaf-
-But it can't bite you-
-M big dog will swallow your hand whole-
-Right after it licks your face and looks all cute-
-New revelation : Bad guys are bad. Get over it-
-If the bad guy is evil, that doesn't mean the game/movie/book is-
-Kiddie movies may not have guns or SFX, but they're still fun to watch-
-All dogs go to heaven , most lawyers don't-
-We're all gonna die, it's only a question of when and how-
-How do you stop a Taliban Tank?-
-Shoot the guy pushing it!-
-75% of the time the bad guy is cooler-
-Little flashing photon lights are not worth 30 frickin dollars-
-You saw the movie, you played the game, now read the book-
-I am not chinese, I am american-
-My dog is my pet, not my appetizer-
-Unless its a hot dog-
-Animated cartoons are not kiddy-
-Your just too damn old to appreciate them-
-You laugh at me because my job doesn't pay-
-I laugh at you because your stuck flipping burgers-
-Don't swear you fucking asshole-
-Santa Claus: Jolly Old Elf, CIA Spook, Big Brother, or Master Criminal?-
-Jolly Old Elf : The only proof are the stories-
-CIA Spook : He know's when your sleeping, he knows when your awake...-
-He knows if you've paid your income taxes so pay for goodness' sake!-
-Master Criminal : The guy breaks into your house every year, think about it-
-Which is lower on the evolutionary chain? Chinese teachers or leeches?-
-Make that rocks. I don't want to insult the leeches-
-I have two main problems in life-
-One is that I have no life-
-The other is I suck at math-
-You tell people they can have any present up to $75....-
-The greedy bastards will want $75-
-I like animated movies, you like Zhang Ziyi. Go screw yourself Steven-
-God made rivers, God made lakes, God made me, well we all make mistakes-
-Their are three types of happy people: the naive, the idiotic, and the dead-
-Guess which one I am-
-I am a happy idiot-
-Most of the time anyways-
-Reality is a bitch-
-If real life were so great, why do we play computer games or read fiction?-
-Multicultural week = Stereotype week-
-Not everyone is religious-
-Teachers kill all joy in learning-
-Make Jam. Not War.-
-God help us. Our lives are in the hands of engineers.-
-Interesting ideas stay in my head for as long as the French stay in combat-
-Carpe Diem Calvin. Carpe Diem.-
-Why do the nice people always live 300 miles away?-
-Or don't even know you exist?-
-Death is a once in a lifetime experience-
-Ignorance is bliss-
-Thinking is a neccesarry evil-
-Beware the jabberwock-