simpsons

�Good gravy! Oh thank you it�s just brown and water.�

�I wish I had an elephant. You did his name was Stampy, you loved him.�

�A soul? Come on millhouse there�s no such thing as a soul it�s just something they made up to scare little kids, like the boogieman or Michael Jackson.�

�I�m going to break into the blind mans yard and swipe the dog. Bart this is a new low. I�m not saying it�s going to be a dance around the maypole.�

�What are you the narrator?�

�Whoa that�s good squishy!�

�We�re the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows. What�s it like? Eh.�

�Quote the raven, eat my shorts. BART!�

�You know what would have been scarier than nothing? ANYTHING!!�

�Geeze who�d a thought a whale could be so heavy?�

�Yeah well what are ya gonna do?�

�The house chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. Can�t help but feel a little rejected.�

�He came to life, good for him.�

�Don�t you ever get tired of being wrong Marge? Well yes sometimes I do.�

�I�ve been singing songs all day, I�m not a bloody jukebox!�

�Join us father, It�s bliss. Aguuuuuuuu.�

�If Millhouse jumped off a bridge�Millhouse is jumping off a bridge? I�m there!�
�But Xena can�t fly. I told you I�m not Xena I�m Lucy Lawless.�

�Marge, you go hide in the abandoned amusement park, Bart you go hide it that creepy looking cave, Lisa you go into the pet cemetery, and I�ll go skinny dipping in the lake were the sexy teens were killed 100 years ago tonight!�

�It�s no so much funny as it is long.�

�I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.� Referring to Naked Lunch

�We ran into a little snag when the universe sorta collapsed on itself, but dad seemed cautiously optimistic.�

�You chose fruit you stick with fruit.�

�Purple, purple is a fruit.�

�Let�s face it lady, what you don�t know could fill a warehouse.�

�I�ve never heard such gratuitous use of the word butt. But But But, MAKE HIM STOP, MAKE HIM STOP!�

�Hello Ms. Pommel House? I�d like to get down now, Hello?!?!?!?�

� Please do not bang your head on the display case, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she advises a friend to commit suicide. Thank You.�

�Loneliness and cheese burgers are a dangerous mix.�

�Oh I�ve wasted my life.�

�All I need now is a title, I was thinking no TV and no beer make Homer something something. Go Crazy? Don�t mind if I do!�

"Aren't you outraged? No but if you're gonna throw a spaz I'll come with."

"They are programed to destroy the competition! Like Microsoft? Yes!"

"Dad, Dad you're driving on the sidewalk! Ooops, sorry."