Jake Ken
Tommy
Buffy: As dreamy as a guy named after Barbie's boyfriend can be, I guess.
Gidget: Oh Buff you're such a card!
Buffy: What the hell you can't even take the time to say both silobles of my name?
Gidget: You said Hell!
Buffy: So did you now shut the hell up.
Gidget: Well, I never. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Buffy: Do I what?
Vrooming sound outside, Jake enters wearing leather and chains.
Buffy: Jake Baby! ( she shouts running and jumping on him. She has her legs wrapped around his waste and she is kissing him. Gidget passes out from shock)
Jake: Did you miss me sexy?
Buffy: I sure did you hunk of buring love.
Jake:(taking something out of his mouth) I think this is yours.
Buffy: Oh thanks. (sticking the gum back into her mouth)
Gidget wakes up and is shocked to find that her ankles had become visiable from under her dress while she was passed out. She fixes herself and stands up.
Gidget: Hi, Jake Sorry I passed out there I'm sure that I just got a little hot.
Jake: No problem sweet cheaks. I get a lot of girls hot.
Gidget: Yes well...
Buffy: But you said you'd never cheat on me again honey.( she says turning to Jake)
Jake: I, uh, love you?!?!
Buffy: Oh I love you too. You know what would be really risky?
Jake: What's that baby?
Buffy: Doing it on Gidget's parents bed!
Jake:Lets go!
Gidget: NO!!!! (there is a knock at the door. Gidget is torn on where to go first and finally decides on the door)
Ken: Hi Gidget. (he says handing her flowers)
Buffy : JAKE! JAKE!! JAKE!!!!!!!
Ken: Umm bad time?
Gidget: No, excuse me just a moment.( She runs off stage and returns with Jake and Buffy who are wearing eachothers shirts, nut Ken decides no to ask)
Tommy, Gidgets little brother walks in, His eyes are wide open and he looks frightned.
Gidget: What is it Tommy? Are you all right? I've been wondering where you were.
Tommy:(pause) Well, you know how we were playing Hide and go seek earlier?
Gidget: Oh yeah and the phone rang. I'm sorry. Where have you been hiding all this time?
Tommy: Under Mom and Dad's bed.
Gidget faints, Buffy and Jake laugh hystericly as Ken stands there stupified.
THE END