Estella S.B.
Xuxa
Xuxa: Hi Moondoggy, How's Estella? Dead yet?
Moondoggy: How can you say something like that? Estella is going to die and you ask if she's dead yet?
Xuxa: Well it's not like she is such a great person or anything.
Moondoggy: You're right. Wanna go make out?
Xuxa: OK
Moondoggy and Xuxa walk off stage. Switch to Estella in bed and Doug sitting next to the bed.
Estella: I don't want to die. I'm so young. Just at the begenning of my life. I have so much to live for. My father will be so upset if I die and what about Moondoggy?
Doug: Oh get over yourself Estella, please, fist of all you're not that young and your father, I'd be suprised if he remembered your name. we all know that Moondoggy has been seeing Xuxa since he found you were contagious.
Estella: Shut up. I'm dying here and you're not making me feel any better.
Doug; Oh sorry. You want to make out?
Estella: OK
SB walkes on stage with Xuxa already there.
SB: Hi Xuxa how are you? OK? Anyway I don't really care I just thought I'd ask to be polite and everything. Well is Estella dead yet?
Xuxa: Yeah but not because of the cancer. Moondoggy got bored with her always complaining. "i need my medican" "I'm so sick" "This disease is eating away my flesh" You know so he decided to play Buffy and put a stake through her heart.
SB: Isn't that illegal?
Xuxa: Yeah well it is in most cases but nobody really liked her so the police pretended no to notice all the blood and th egaping hole in her chest and they just said she died of cancer.
SB: Yeah I know i really didn't like her either.
Xuxa: Sad really but she deserved it.
SB:But besides that, what is up with you and Moondoggy?
Xuxa:Moondoggy? Oh him, he is well you know he does have o cool name but I doubt that there could be anything between us. He is kind of well i don't know how to put this. Well he has this weird thing with elephants. He sees one and he just goes crazy. I don't know what it is. Just saying the word makes him go lunitic on you.
SB:Yeah I've noticed that about him. I'll never forget that second grade trip to the zoo.
Xuxa: Yeah well, hey what does SB stand for?
SB: Shem Bob, why do you ask?
Xuxa: i just didn't know what it ment?
SB: Well, want to make out?
Xuxa: Ok.
Moondoggy is standing alone on stage.
Moondoggy:I hope she says yes I mean she better say yes. I love her. I know I only went out with her at first so I wouldn't be bored but it has turned in to realy love.
Xuxa and Doug enter
Doug:You think Moondoggy will be mad if he finds out we were making out?
Xuxa:No well I hope not besides I was going to break up with him tonight anyway.
Doug: Yeah Ok.
Moondoggy and Xuxa are out on a date.
Xuxa and Moondoggy at same time: I have to talk to you!
Xuxa: You first.
Moondoggy: Ok well...I...I...umm...wanted to ask you.....umm...well,...will you..umm.. marry me?
Xuxa: Oh you know well maybe I should have gone first because you see well I think we shoul break up.
Moondoggy: We can't You can't do this to me, what are you two timing me? YOU WILL MARRY ME!
Xuxa:I...ummm...Look an Elephant!
Moondoggy turns and looks and Xuxa runs away.
Xuxa is talking to SB and Doug about her problems.
Xuxa:What am I going to do? He can only be distracted by an elephant for so long.
SB: Well actually that time at the zoo he spent 8 weeks staring at the elephants.
Xuxa:Really? Then my problem is solved all we have to do is but him n elephant and he won't remember who I am.
Doug: yeah we can just go to the elephant store and pick one up.
Xuxa:Right lets go to Petes because all those other stores charge way too much for their elephants.
Xuxa, SB, Doug and Moondoggy all live happily ever after.
THE END